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Song Parodies -> "Nothing Else Splatters"

Original Song Title:

"Nothing Else Matters"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Nothing Else Splatters"

Parody Written by:

Jamie

The Lyrics

So close from avoiding that car
But now the wheels desolate your heat
Forever looking like jam tart
And Nothing Else Splatters

Opened up and your guts are sprayed
Bits of head is heading our way
Them car tyres got in your way
And Nothing Else Splatters

Driving at speed and I collide with you
Then my screen gets planted with goo
Your Open wide, I think im gonna spew
And Nothing Else Splatters

I should never ran into you
It was one hell of a blow
Then your thrown



I felt a bump underneath my car
I feel a fast beat coming from my heart
I stop, checking how you are
And Nothing Else Splatters

I should never ran into you
It was one hell of a blow
Then your thrown

I didn't have time to break or sway
Now your eyes are on my number plate
All these turds I feel on the way
And Nothing Else Splatters

Stop and screech as I plough into you
Every metre theres a piece of you
Open wide for a different view
And Nothing Else Splatters

I don't care what people say
I know you ran into my way
Now I turned you into goo
All because of that dreadful blow
Yeah Yeah

So close from avoiding that car
But now the wheels desolate your heat
Forever looking like jam tart
And Nothing Else Splatters

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