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Song Parodies -> "Wherever In My Room"

Original Song Title:

"Wherever I May Roam"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Wherever In My Room"

Parody Written by:

Scrawny Johnny

The Lyrics

[And my door is open wide]
And my door is open wide
It is known now that I lied
But oh well at least I tried
But I just broke down and cried
(My room's so messy)
And that mess is very big
To get inside I have to dig
I live worse than a pig

Dirty, sloppy, oh God, piled high
Call for a bulldozer
No! But I'll find my closet anywhere
Dirty laundry piled everywhere
Rotten science project over there
Over there in my room
What is that unpleasant fume? Yeah!

[And my carpet disappeared]
And my carpet disappeared
This is worse than what I feared
Too much crap to be cleared
It will take almost three years
(You can't make me)
And my bed finally moved away
All the garbage is large in size
So scary I close my eyes

Dirty, sloppy, good Lord, terrible
Call for a bulldozer
Oh! But I'll watch my step anywhere
Brown banana peels here and there
And dust collections everywhere
Everywhere in my room
Where did I just put that broom? Yeah!

But I'll carve a path straight through here
Look at all that slime
And junk is piling up everywhere
Everywhere in my room
Wire this place and then KA-BOOM!

But I'll never get outta here
I'm disoriented, pull my hair
Not a speck clean anywhere
Anywhere in my room
Here in my room danger looms
Carved upon my tomb
Killed by dust mites in my room

Wherever in my room
I gotta find an exit..an exit...an exit
Wherever in my room

(ends repeating same line over and over)
Another song off Scrawny Johnny's 1st album- "Swallow the Leader"

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Papercut - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I won't spoil your perfect 555 rating so i'll just leave this comment. The idea was good and I can relate to it but I just felt the pacing was a bit off in some parts. Good try anyway.
ROAR - October 02, 2006 - Report this comment
que a toda madre
larss90 - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
one of the best metallica parodies I've ever read! (maybe it makes me remember my own room anyway!)

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