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Song Parodies -> "Toon Disney"

Original Song Title:

"King Nothing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Toon Disney"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

A song about the Toon Dinsey channel.
Weekenders,Tarzan,Buzz Lightyear of Star Command...let's have Recess now!
Fillmore's here,Goof Troop's cool,the House of Mouse rules! Aladdin says "Wow!"
The Disney toons are here,Timon and Puumba are there!
You love Pepper Ann! The Little Mermaid's here!
The Gargoyles rule! Teamo Supremo are cool!
It's got Lloyd In Space! Coming at your face!
Hercules and Doug raising hell with Digimon!
You can watch Toon Disney!
Watch it now!

Beyblade V-Force is here! It's got Jetix there! Power Rangers rules!
Please don't think it is just Nickelodeon on crack! Not Cartoon Network!
Thinking twice before Pepper Ann will score!
If you think you're wrong,if this network sucks,you won't believe your stupid cartoonish eyes!
It's got Fillmore yeah! Coming right up there!
Power Rangers Dino Thunder are just really dumb.
They don't match with Toon Disney!

Please don't say I am dumb! Winnie The Pooh can't run! They're distinctive too!
Don't say "Heads you lose!" Don't say "I hate you!" Are you crazy too?
Not the Nicktoons,no! Cartoon Cartoons suck!
If you can't stand it too! Don't watch it too! And ABC Family won't hurt your ears!
If you're really cool,but you're totally crude,and it's not the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles duh!
They're NOT on Toon Disney!
Please don't watch Toon Disney!

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Lee Rasiel - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Cool Parody
aboobaku idhurees - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
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YO UT - November 12, 2006 - Report this comment
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Dark Cobra - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment
this is like a ten year counclment to the great mouse detective on dvd like didgimon the movie because squidward's aunt brenda and his uncle crandall squidward's aunt brenda has short purple hair and squirrel teeth. his uncle crandall has spongebob's teeth showing in the front and he has glasses on as well. his aunt is known as rope girl brenda. she has a jumprope and she uses it as a lasso. ropey turns it's mistress into rope girl.

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