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Song Parodies -> "Food"

Original Song Title:

"Fuel"

Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Food"

Parody Written by:

Scrawny Johnny

The Lyrics

Gimme food
Gimme fries
Gimme a burger on the side

Turn on the microwave
Pepperoni pizza's all the rave
Nacho junkie, it's my fave
And what I crave

Pull up to McDonalds
More beef, more cheese
Supersize, I'm feelin' bold
My change you can hold

Ooo...on my plate
Chomping down a big mac
Eating up all the food in sight
And on my plate
Big 'ol baked potato
Quench my thirst with gatorade

Gimme food
Gimme fries
Gimme club sandwich on the side

Eat chicken to the bone
Swallow ice cream
Bowl or cone
Hot dogs cook upon the stove

Take some chili
Eat barbeque
Arby's, Subway
Another junkie does drive-thru
Yeah goes through drive thru (thru)
Thru (thru)
Thru (thru)
YU-UM!

Ooo...on my plate
French toast with my pancakes
Cake that's tall, sweet, and good
And on my plate
Unhealthy greasy bacon
Gimme lots of Mountain Dew

Gimme food
Gimme fries
Gimme donuts on the side

(Guitar solo)

I'm gettin' fat!!

(Guitar solo)

Gimme food...
Gimme fries...
My hamburger...
And on my plate...
Artery-clogging goodness...
Eating hard, fast, and gross...
And on my plate...
Storin' up those calories...
Soothe my pain with Pepto-Bismol

Gimme food!!!
Gimme fries!!!
Gimme the menu on the side!!!
ON I EAT!!!
Another song off Scrawny Johnny's 1st album- "Swallow the Leader"

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Red Ant - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
555 despite the fact you mentioned McDonalds in this.

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