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Song Parodies -> "Pinball Wizard 3000"

Original Song Title:

"The House That Jack Built"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard 3000"

Parody Written by:

B. O'Connor

The Lyrics

Topic: Playing games on the computer and just basic addiction.
Open prog so I can provide
Click on start, in this place I hide
And I shake as I go right in
Let the game begin

Open my eyes
Those crazy flipper fings
I'm in my game
And yet my stare is way too glazed
It swallows me
As it takes me in this prog
Hm, I'd twist away
But who'd give this "world" right up?

Open prog so I can provide
Click on start, in this place I hide
And I shake as I go right in
Let the game begin

Open my eyes
Those crazy flipper fings
Game has control
Hey, as it takes me down and down and down again
Is that the moon?
Or just a pic that lights up my dark screen?
Is that you there?
Or just another free ball that I've beat?

The higher the score
The harder you fall
The longer the game
The farther I go
My 'puter, my keyboard
This machine it "tilts"
Step into the game that Who built

The higher the score
The harder you fall
The longer the game
The farther I go
My 'puter, my keyboard
This macine it "tilts"
Yes, this is the game that Who built, yeah

Yeah

Open progam that I provide
Swallow me, so I gain some pride
And I shake as I click on start
Let the game begin
Let the game begin
Let the game begin

The higher the score
The harder you fall
The longer the game
The farther you come
My 'puter, my keyboard
This macine it "tilts"
Yes, this is the game that Who built

The higher the score
The harder you fall
The longer the game
The farther you come
My 'puter, my keyboard
This game pinball
Yes, I am, I am, I am

Open my prog
It swallows me
Is that freeball?
Hm, I slip away
Away
Free play
Replay

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