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Song Parodies -> "Enter Bathroom"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Enter Bathroom"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I am planning on doing an album parody to Metallica's Black Album, but only if this parody has at least a 4.6 in pacing, how funny, and overall. If I don't succeed at this, it's back to the drawing board.
Got to pee, open up!
Will not pee in cups
Hey, will you soon be done??

Tinglin' is within
How can you stay in?
Here's the urine, it comes

Hey, your fly is open
I'm in the bathroom all night

Exit wife
Enter my(self)
Wash my hands
Hope I never pee again

Zipper's stuck, stupid fly
Heavy urine fight
This is the song I write

Think of water, I pee harder
My problem is dire
I will be here all night

Hey, your fly is open
I'm in the bathroom all night

Exit wife
Enter my(self)
Wash my hands
Hope I never pee again

Now I sit on down to pee
Someone end this misery
How much water did I take??
Drank too much on coffee breaks

Hush little baby, don't say a word
When I'm done peeing, here's your food
[**pointing to a bowl of Chex in the kitchen**]
When I'm done, I'll go to my bed,
My poor bladder, it needs rest

Exit wife
Enter my(self)
Have to stand

Exit wife
Enter my(self)
Wash my hands
Hope I never pee again

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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User Comments

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lebeiw15 - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I reccomend that you do the entire album anyway. Don't worry about what the voters give you. :-) It sounds like a good idea, I saw go ahead and do the whole thing if you feel that's what you wanna do.
anielda - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
do the whole album aynway right now its 555 from eryone but if some dum as....butt gives you a low score skrew him. I'm looking forward to the rest of the album, so do it.

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