Song Parodies -> Eating Marmite
| Original Song Title: | "Enter Sandman" |
| Original Performer: | Metallica |
| Parody Song Title: | "Eating Marmite" |
| Parody Written by: | Hurricane64 |
You wanna eat little one?
Do you want my son,
Some Marmite on a bun?
It goes in, warm within,
Feels like a sin,
Eating Marmite does.
Eat with two eyes open,
Gripping your sandwich tight.
Take a bite!
Eat Marmite!
Have some bread,
Then you can be off to bed!
Is something wrong? hit the light!
Thinking of Marmite?
And not of Snow White?
Dream of war, dream of liars,
Dream of dragons fire,
But just not of Marmite!
Eat with two eyes open,
Gripping your sandwich tight.
Take a bite!
Eat Marmite!
Have some bread,
Then you can be off to bed!
So now lay down to sleep.
Pray for Marmite tomorrow morning.
If I die before i wake.
Pray for Marmite up in heaven.
Hush little baby, dont say a word,
And never mind that noise you heard.
It's just a burgalar taking our Marmite.
Nooooooo, you cant do that, it's so tight!
Eat with two eyes open,
Gripping your sandwich tight.
Take a bite!
Eat Marmite!
It's been nicked!
Take a bite!
Eat Marmite!
Have some bread,
Then you can be off to bed!
Do you want my son,
Some Marmite on a bun?
It goes in, warm within,
Feels like a sin,
Eating Marmite does.
Eat with two eyes open,
Gripping your sandwich tight.
Take a bite!
Eat Marmite!
Have some bread,
Then you can be off to bed!
Is something wrong? hit the light!
Thinking of Marmite?
And not of Snow White?
Dream of war, dream of liars,
Dream of dragons fire,
But just not of Marmite!
Eat with two eyes open,
Gripping your sandwich tight.
Take a bite!
Eat Marmite!
Have some bread,
Then you can be off to bed!
So now lay down to sleep.
Pray for Marmite tomorrow morning.
If I die before i wake.
Pray for Marmite up in heaven.
Hush little baby, dont say a word,
And never mind that noise you heard.
It's just a burgalar taking our Marmite.
Nooooooo, you cant do that, it's so tight!
Eat with two eyes open,
Gripping your sandwich tight.
Take a bite!
Eat Marmite!
It's been nicked!
Take a bite!
Eat Marmite!
Have some bread,
Then you can be off to bed!
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What the heck is marmite?
Soup cooked in a large pot. But it doesn't make sense in the context of this Parody.
Marmite is yeast extract: thick, brown, strong-tasting goo you can stick in your sandwiches (if you know what Bovril is, it's a veggie version of that)
Marmite is similar to Vegemite, only British.
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