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Song Parodies -> "Peter Pan"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Peter Pan"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Say your prayers little one.
Don't forget, my son.
Tomorrow you're a grown-up.
Wendy Moira' Angela,
Tom and Michael are,
On a trip that's messed up, yeah.

Some small kid in green tights.
Who's in charge of some lost boys.

Exit right.
Pan's big fight.
Peter Pan,
Is taking you to Neverland.

Something's wrong,
Tinkerbell.
Put on your magic spell.
Or you're going to Hell.
Don't believe,
In faries,
You'll die lik a disease,
That is like my own spell.

Some small kid in green tights.
Who's in charge of some lost boys.

Exit right.
Pan's big fight.
Peter Pan,
Is taking you to Neverland.

I'm flying with Peter Pan.
Off to Never-Ever Land.
If I die on this voyage.
Help my bros come with me then.

Hush little Wendy, Pan is all right.
He'll come into his cave tonight.
When the present's under his bed.
It'll blow him to smitherens.

Exit right.
Pan's big fight.
Peter Pan,
Exit right.
Pan's big fight.
Peter Pan,
Is taking you to Neverland.
ff to Never-Ever Land.
He-he.
Hook!

We're off to Never-Ever Land.
{Peter Pan}
We're off to Never-Ever Land.
{Peter Pan}
We're off to Never-Ever Land.
{Peter Pan}
Yeah, we're off to Never-Ever Land.

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