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Song Parodies -> "Come To My Wendys"

Original Song Title:

"Come To My Window"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Melissa Etheridge

Parody Song Title:

"Come To My Wendys"

Parody Written by:

The Artist Formerly Known as Mike

The Lyrics

(CHORUS)

Come to my Wendys
Drive past, past the McDonalds oh please
Come to my Wendys
Have a Frosty

My name's Dave and I'm insane
But I'm a millionaire
My daughter Wendy has buck teeth, pigtails and bright red hair
You may think we're like the rest but lift the bun, see there?
Our beef patties, they aren't round, we made the fuckers square

Just to feed you
Just to feed you
Just to feed you

(CHORUS)

Come to my Wendys
Drive past, past the McDonalds oh please
Come to my Wendys
Have a Frosty

You can have a Combo Meal, that's burger, Coke and fries
And for only thirty nine cents more you can make it Biggie Size
You can have a po-ta-toe that's stuffed with real fake cheese
And we're pretty sure that our ground beef has no mad cow disease

Just to feed you
Just to feed you
Oh to feed you

(CHORUS)

Come to my Wendys
Drive past, past the McDonalds oh please
Come to my Wendys
Have a Frosty

Yellow cups from which to drink
Value menus every day
You want to know what's in this chili?
I won't saaaaaaay.........

(CHORUS)

Come to my Wendys
Drive past, past the McDonalds oh please
Come to my Wendys
Have a Frosty

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Jess Cully - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I used to frequent the Wendy's on Oxford Street in London, loved their square burgers and the sauce they used. I was devastated when it closed down in '98 or '99 - now there are only 4 Wendy's left in England, all at international airports. Shame. Thanks for bringing back all the great memories - 5 burgers, 5 portions of fries and 5 Cokes for you!
Michael Pacholek - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Hot and juicy, hot and juicy! (No, I'm not the Mike who wrote it.)

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