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Song Parodies -> "MC Hatter (McGee's Alice)"

Original Song Title:

"U Can't Touch This"

Original Performer:

MC Hammer

Parody Song Title:

"MC Hatter (McGee's Alice)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Based on the Mad Hatter from American McGee's Alice
U can't kill me
U can't kill me
U can't kill me
U can't kill me

My-my-my-my (U can't kill me) attacks hit you so hard
Makes you say,"oh dear lord help me and please bless me
With a good weapon and two hyped feet"
It feels good
When you know you're bad
A Wonderland villain who is mad
I fight of my will
And this is a guy-uh!
U can't kill this

I told you Alice
U can't kill me
Yeah, that's how we fightin' and you know
U can't kill me
Look in my eyes, girl
U can't kill me
Yo, let me bust the nasty attacks
U can't kill me

Fresh new kicks and tall hat
You got it like that now you need help from that cat
So move out of your seat
And do battle girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling
Hold on
Slice a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that
Like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too ill
And I'm a baddie
They can't kill

Yo! I told you
U can't kill me
Why you standing there, girl?
U can't kill me
Yo,sound the bells, skool is in, sucker
U can't kill me

Give me some deaths and weapons
Making 'em die
That's what I'm giving'em
Give them gloom
You talk about the Hatter, you're talking about your doom
That's hyped and tight
Rabbits are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a place to die
What it is going to take in Wonderland
To make her cry
Alice either face me or you might as well quit

That's the word,because you know
U can't kill me
U can't kill me

Break it down
(musical interlude)
Stop. . . Hatter time

Go with the flow
It is said
That if you can't defeat me
Then you definately are dead
So hold your knife in the air
But by the way, I think you should cut your hair
This is it for a boss fight
Look at me an' you're gonna see a sight
Move slice your knife
Just for a minute, let me take your life

Yeah, U can't kill me
Look girl, U can't kill me
You better get scared
Boy 'cause you know ya can't
U can't kill me
Ring the bell, skool's back in
Break it down
(musical interlude)
Stop. Hatter time

U can't kill me
U can't kill me
U can't kill me
U can't kill me
Break it down
(musical interlude)
Stop. Hatter time

Every time you see me
The Hatter's just so mad
Throw you on the floor
And I'll make you so sad
Now why would I ever
Stop doing this?
When Alice throwing weapons
That just don't hit
I've killed around the land
I kill people all day
It's Hatter, go Hatter, The Mad Hatter, Yo Hatter
And Alice can go and play
Can't kill me

U can't kill me
U can't kill me
U can't kill me
Yeah,U can't kill me
I told you, U can't kill me
Too hype, can't kill me
Yo, get outta here, can't kill me

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