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Song Parodies -> "I Could Play These"

Original Song Title:

"You Can't Touch This"

Original Performer:

MC Hammer

Parody Song Title:

"I Could Play These"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

I could play these,I could play these
I could play these,I could play these

5 5 5 5,Tekken 5 is right here
Fighter costumes are so weird
Marvel vs. Capcom
I played it and there's nothing wrong
SoCal,Soul Calibur
Is worse than Virtua Fighter
Even Capcom vs. SNK
Is the best game that I loved to play

I told you Capcom...I could play these
Yeah,not really trash and you know...I could play these
I just realized,man...I could play these
So just don't go out of control...I could play these

Mario Party 6 rules
Not a game for fighting game fools
I can't believe my eyes
When the Koopa King gets paralyzed
Darkstalkers,what a game
That's totally scary,but who's to blame?
Headfirst dives rockin'
In the setting of the game of Tekken
SNK is here to stay
With the games that I just want to play

Yo,I told you...I could play these
Get me Halo now,man...I could play these
Yo,pass the Xbox here,sucker...I could play these

Halo 2 and Sonic
Bomberman's in full panic
Luigi,oh my
You gotta be Mario to like this guy.
Resident Evil's all right,
If you like playing some WinBack all night.
Can't stand Banjo
The hillbilly bear that I really know
Some Street Fighter guy named Dan
Needs a chance that he has to stand

That's word because you know...I could play these
I could play these
Play it now!

Its'a-me-Mario-Hadouken-Yatta-[Sonic springboard sound]-[8-bit Mario 1up sound]-finish-him-Shouryuken-Gadouken-Fatality-[8-bit Mario jump sound]-Tatsumaki-Senpukyaku-[8-bit Mario mushroom sound]

Stop! Play time!
Sega Genesis
Does what Nintendon't,it is
Super Nintendo
It's 16 bits,I hated 3DO
Atari Jaguar
Makes me a 90's gaming superstar
Get Game Boy Advance
Otherwise,you'll stand a chance

Stand a! I could play these
Look out! I could play these
I can't steal your Xbox,can I? I could play these
King of Fighters Neowave
Play it now!


Stop! Play online!
Fighting,sports,action,shooting,and lots more
There's ton of video games and you're not very bored
Now why did I ever buy a new game
With Condoleeza Rice innit,is that lame?
The action keeps on going,forget the T & A
Playstation 3 and W-I-I are standing in your way

I could play these,I could play these
I could play these,yeah I could play these
I told you...I could play these
All right,I could play these
Let me play this game...I could play these

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The Charnstar - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Why hasn't anyone said anything or voted yet? This song is BRILLIANT! and I'm the FIRST! 5-5-5 my friend

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