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Song Parodies -> "Chuck Norris (What Else)"

Original Song Title:

"U Can't Touch This"

Original Performer:

MC Hammer

Parody Song Title:

"Chuck Norris (What Else)"

Parody Written by:

Pixton Chuck

The Lyrics

This is called "Chuck Norris" a parody based on the original song "U can't touch this" by MC Hammer.To finish this was a real test, so apologies for the awful ending, but if you see the words to the original song you'll realise what a pile of junk it really was!
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris

My, my, my Chuck Norris hit's things so hard
Makes tank armour look like lard
When the Bogey man goes to sleep
He checks his closet and behind his seats
In his hood, you know his house is round
He's a double hard cowboy who's beard is brown
And quacks, don't echo from a duck
And no one know's why uh, except Chuck

He's my home boy (Chuck Norris)
It's not worth livin' if you know (Chuck Norris)
Fire comes from his eyes man (Chuck Norris)
Yo Chuck's gonna bust up your squeaky larynx (Chuck Norris)

Round house kicks, tight pants
Moves so deadly they surrendered in France
Got skills, that are so sweet
In a staring match David Blunkett he beat
When he's bowling, he only hit's one
And all the rest fall down out of fear of some
Belt buckle, cowboy hat
Wearin' ass kickin' Texas ranger cat
You'll know you've been in a ruck
'Cos you've had a beating, from Chuck

Yo, he told you (Chuck Norris)
Why you standing there? (Chuck Norris)
Yo, sound the bell and seconds out, sucka (Chuck Norris)

Chuck is strong, like a gibbon
Breakin' 'dem necks and kicks he's givin 'em
Now, Chuck knows
He pounds like a hammer he's rainin' down blows
No hype, just fights
Ninja's like a mop the floor he'll wipe
And shape their urn...
Ive struggled with this one so bring on the comments good or bad. Constructive criticism welcome !!!!

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Sean Lee (non-asian) - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
555's Anything about Chuck Norris is a worthy parody

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