-> "Coronary Artery Disease"
Original Song Title:
"Cake and Sodomy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Coronary Artery Disease"
Parody Written by:
Clare Grady
The Lyrics
I am the god of fudge, I am the god of fudge.
Hershey's sold in quantity, I found some in aisle three.
Kit Kat's sold out, out of time. "Hey, that Snickers bar is mine!"
Obese nation, imastication;
I look like I'm 8 months through gestation.
Vanila, vanila ingurgitaion;
Too much health food admiratioin.
Coronary Artery Disease, I got it 'cause of my obesity.
Coronary Artery Disease, I got it 'cause of my obesity.
I got it 'cause of my obesity! I got it 'cause of my obesity!
I am the god of fudge, I am the god of fudge.
Candy bars made from soy beans, I think I ate about nineteen.
Licking my hand, to get it clean,
"Who said God was ever lean?"
Need a belt around my waist, to keep my fat cells in their place.
Yeah, right, great of your so good, explain the chocolate on your face.
Coronary Artery Disease, I got it 'cause of my obesity.
Coronary Artery Disease, I got it 'cause of my obesity.
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