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Song Parodies -> "Coronary Artery Disease"

Original Song Title:

"Cake and Sodomy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Marilyn Manson

Parody Song Title:

"Coronary Artery Disease"

Parody Written by:

Clare Grady

The Lyrics

In case your wondering...Imastication- the act of eating Gestation- when a womans pregnant Ingurgitation- binge, eat uncontrolably Admiration- to admire Coronary Artery Disease- disease of which the arteries are clogged with fatty deposits, usually caused by being over weight Lean- skinny(note: you have to of heard the original to get it into the full perspective)for example, when i say "vanila, vanila ingurgitaion" like how mm says "libibo, libido fascination" the second word of each are pronounced differently. in mine its 'vanila', 'vaneela' and in mm's song its 'libido', 'libeedo' see? cant tell the difference when its just written lyrics. anyways, i was hungry and i was listening to the song and i just came up with this, and here it is:
I am the god of fudge, I am the god of fudge.
Hershey's sold in quantity, I found some in aisle three.
Kit Kat's sold out, out of time. "Hey, that Snickers bar is mine!"
Obese nation, imastication;
I look like I'm 8 months through gestation.
Vanila, vanila ingurgitaion;
Too much health food admiratioin.
Coronary Artery Disease, I got it 'cause of my obesity.
Coronary Artery Disease, I got it 'cause of my obesity.
I got it 'cause of my obesity! I got it 'cause of my obesity!
I am the god of fudge, I am the god of fudge.
Candy bars made from soy beans, I think I ate about nineteen.
Licking my hand, to get it clean,
"Who said God was ever lean?"
Need a belt around my waist, to keep my fat cells in their place.
Yeah, right, great of your so good, explain the chocolate on your face.
Coronary Artery Disease, I got it 'cause of my obesity.
Coronary Artery Disease, I got it 'cause of my obesity.
pretty good for me to come up with in less then a day. i owe all the big words i used to the website: http://rhyme.lycos.com/

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God - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
your songs awesome

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