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Song Parodies -> "The Bountiful Pimples"

Original Song Title:

"The Beautiful People"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Marilyn Manson

Parody Song Title:

"The Bountiful Pimples"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy Otto

The Lyrics

No one wants them and no one needs them
Avoid all oily foods to delete them
It's not the salt it's the grease in grits
If you eat too much junk you'll develop zits

The bountiful pimples, the bountiful pimples
It's all relative to the size of your dimples
You can't see the acne on your nose
You can't smell your dirty hairy toes

Hey you, what do you see?
Something terrible, something red?
Hey you, do you have bad hygiene?
If you'd wash your face man, your skin would be clean

There's no time to prepare for your date
It seems that dermatitis
Will seal your fate
Bacteria live in every pore
It's hard to pop just one, if there's more

The horrible pimples, the horrible pimples
It's a bad sign if they're the size of your thimbles
Adolescence has made it this way
Only adulthood will take them away

Hey you, what do you see?
Something terrible, something red?
Hey you, do you have bad hygiene?
If you'd wash your face man, your skin would be clean

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Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 11

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Em - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
whoah that was a totally kewl song man!!!!!!!!
sep - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
funny song

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