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Song Parodies -> "Dealbreaker"

Original Song Title:

"Heartbreaker"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mariah Carey

Parody Song Title:

"Dealbreaker"

Parody Written by:

Ben Schuldt

The Lyrics

Yeah
Aight
We're gonna end it like this
Let go
Jigga

(We're breaking up, We're breaking up)
(We're breaking up, We're breaking up)

Aight
You're gonna bounce back after this
You were almost kinda waiting for this
Aha, whooo
Escape

Girl, I'm so through
I don't want to go on
And although I would
It's already forgone
My mind is so alarming
I've thought it all out and through
And I cannot persist at all
Cuz it's not true
I can't be in love with you
They way I used to
It's not worth a maybe

I'm going to cut you loose
I'm going to go and break this deal

Dealbreaker you've got the best of me
I just keep coming back to this inescapably
Oh I don't want this load eternally
I just have to keep it real, so
I'm going to break this deal

(We're breaking up, We're breaking up)
(We're breaking up, We're breaking up)

I'm a shame to me
So moronic and weak
When you compliment me
And you tell me things
Like of your hate for me
To restablish my love for you
All I can be is pissed
that's all
Girl if I knew
The cure for ingratitude
The way I used to view it
Would wake me baby
I have to end this self abuse
So I'll go and break this deal

Dealbreaker you've got the best of me
I just keep coming back to this inescapably
Oh I don't want this load eternally
I just have to keep it real, so
I'm going to break this deal

No matter what they say
It had to be this way
In my dreams I start a fight in the middle
Of the night
Since this extends
I'm gonna bring it to an end
I'm deep in another mental block
Wheels spinning again
I'd roll with the fray
Chase the past away
I have a million lame tricks
That mold my day
I can't get any rest
No matter what I learn
I just wanna say, I don't care
Instead I burn
I hate these pointless feelings
I can't keep on yielding.
Trippin on an old fib
Watchin paint peeling
I'm not gonna call you on the phone
Or do you any harm
I'll UPS your stuff back to you or
your mom
It's called a dealbreaker
Let time overtake yuh
Not gonna see yuh latuh
Yes, my mind's made up
We can't just be friends, because
I'd be jealous every day, so what's the point...
of us?

Chorus x3

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