Song Parodies -> Zellweger
| Original Song Title: | "Heartbreaker" |
| Original Performer: | Mariah Carey |
| Parody Song Title: | "Zellweger" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael |
Jay Z:
Yeah
Aight
(Renee: We're gonna do it like this)
Let's go
Figga
Renee:
(Gimme your bucks, gimme your bucks)
(Gimme your bucks, gimme your bucks)
Jay Z:
Aight
You gotta pay her more for her
They'll almost a movie she's in
Aha, moooo
Paycheck
Renee:
Boy your roles so good
I don't wanna turn it down
But the pays not enough
I must leave it to be
Cause you're not prince charming
I'm caught up in the money game
And the more i have i
Will be richer
The role you want me
To play will take to long
Could you pay me more
You could add a thousand more
Cause you won't get me no more
Zellweger you got the balls you see
But your talent forces me to pay you more
Oh why did you have to be such a star
I should have known since Bridget Jones
You'd go and be a star
(Gimme your bucks, gimme your bucks)
(Gimme your bucks, gimme your bucks)
It's a shame to be
Such a supestar
With a bleached smile
And a manicure
That I know how to persuade
Into getting more cash
Since Chicago I
Have more
Boy yes i do
The things you don't have
Like cars and jewelry
Would you love to be me
You leave all dazzled
Cause I have stolen thousands more
Zellweger you got the balls you see
But your talent forces me to pay you more
Oh why did you have to be such a star
I should have known since Bridget Jones
You'd go and be a star
Zellweger you got the balls you see
But your talent forces me to pay you more
Oh why did you have to be such a star
I should have known since Bridget Jones
You'd go and be a star
(Gimme your bucks, gimme your bucks)
(Gimme your bucks, gimme your bucks)
Zellweger you got the balls you see
But your talent forces me to pay you more
Oh why did you have to be such a star
I should have known since Bridget Jones
You'd go and be a star
(Gimme your bucks, gimme your bucks)
(Gimme your bucks, gimme your bucks)
Yeah
Aight
(Renee: We're gonna do it like this)
Let's go
Figga
Renee:
(Gimme your bucks, gimme your bucks)
(Gimme your bucks, gimme your bucks)
Jay Z:
Aight
You gotta pay her more for her
They'll almost a movie she's in
Aha, moooo
Paycheck
Renee:
Boy your roles so good
I don't wanna turn it down
But the pays not enough
I must leave it to be
Cause you're not prince charming
I'm caught up in the money game
And the more i have i
Will be richer
The role you want me
To play will take to long
Could you pay me more
You could add a thousand more
Cause you won't get me no more
Zellweger you got the balls you see
But your talent forces me to pay you more
Oh why did you have to be such a star
I should have known since Bridget Jones
You'd go and be a star
(Gimme your bucks, gimme your bucks)
(Gimme your bucks, gimme your bucks)
It's a shame to be
Such a supestar
With a bleached smile
And a manicure
That I know how to persuade
Into getting more cash
Since Chicago I
Have more
Boy yes i do
The things you don't have
Like cars and jewelry
Would you love to be me
You leave all dazzled
Cause I have stolen thousands more
Zellweger you got the balls you see
But your talent forces me to pay you more
Oh why did you have to be such a star
I should have known since Bridget Jones
You'd go and be a star
Zellweger you got the balls you see
But your talent forces me to pay you more
Oh why did you have to be such a star
I should have known since Bridget Jones
You'd go and be a star
(Gimme your bucks, gimme your bucks)
(Gimme your bucks, gimme your bucks)
Zellweger you got the balls you see
But your talent forces me to pay you more
Oh why did you have to be such a star
I should have known since Bridget Jones
You'd go and be a star
(Gimme your bucks, gimme your bucks)
(Gimme your bucks, gimme your bucks)
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I see Renee isn't ready to give up her Roxie Hart act yet. LOL
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