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Song Parodies -> "All I Get For Christmas Is Stew"

Original Song Title:

"All I Want For Christmas Is You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mariah Carey

Parody Song Title:

"All I Get For Christmas Is Stew"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

Oh, OK. Just one more!
ALL I GET FOR CHRISTMAS IS STEW

I don’t eat too much at Christmas;
Though at times I’d like some more.
Truth is I was made redundant;
This now means that I’m quite poor.

You can’t know just how I feel,
Wishing for a sumptuous meal.
Crazy but it’s true,
All I get for Christmas is stew!

I don’t eat too much at Christmas;
Though at times I’d like some more.
Truth is I was made redundant;
This now means that I’m quite poor.

I would love a slice of turkey,
Roast potatoes on my plate.
Having fun and pulling crackers,
With Mariah as my date.

You can’t know just how I feel,
Wishing for a sumptuous meal.
Crazy but it’s true,
All I get for Christmas is stew!

Oh, everyone I know this Christmas
Opens presents round the fire,
Playing games and singing carols,
Listening to a Heavenly choir.

I’ll be sitting in my care home,
Thinking how it used to be.
Waiting for my help to bring me
Something while I watch TV.

You don’t know just how it feels,
Each day getting meals on wheels.
Crazy but it’s true,
All I get for Christmas is stew!

Since I lost my loving partner nothing has been quite the same.
I’ve been growing old and grumpy, not a penny to my name.
But at least I’m not a sinner; I just want a decent dinner.
I can see a good solution: make a New Year Resolution!

I don’t eat too much at Christmas;
Though at times I’d like some more.
Truth is I was made redundant;
This now means that I’m quite poor.

You can’t know just how I feel,
Wishing for a sumptuous meal.
Crazy but it’s true,
All I get for Christmas is stew!
Stew...stew...all I get for Christmas...is stew...stew...all I get for Christmas...is stew.!

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Michael McVey - December 17, 2014 - Report this comment
With the economy barely crawling out of Obama's recession, I bet this is a common problem in the U.S.
Jonathan - December 17, 2014 - Report this comment
^ probably so... I will be keeping those less fortunate in my prayers! 5's

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