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Song Parodies -> "All I Wanna Do I Kill Them [Stewie's X-Mas Song]"

Original Song Title:

"All I Want For Christmas is You"

Original Performer:

Mariah Carey

Parody Song Title:

"All I Wanna Do I Kill Them [Stewie's X-Mas Song]"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

this is a parody of my favourite christmas song and of course this is stewie's song noticing by the killing lois...
Stewie's Singing:

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing to do
I don't care about the Fat Man
Dressing up as Santa Clause
I just want more weapons please
And I'm begging on my knees
Lois this is it
All I wanna do is...kill you

[Brian play's the piano]

I don't want a lot of presents
Only if they're weapons please
Just want to kill my mother
Oh how much i hate her so
I hope that my big red stocking
Fill up with more mind controls
Santa clause will make me happy
With some bleach wrapped just for me
Then I'll pour it down her throat
Soffacate her with Dog's coat
Yes Mother that's you
Lois all I wanna do is Kill you-oo-ooo
You-oo Lois

Oh I won't ask for toys this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
I don't wanna watch the Fat Man
Underneith the Mistletoe
I'll just make a list of weapons
To the North Pole for St.Nick
I'm just gonna hit the Fat Man
With our 6 foot Chrstmas Tree
Oh how much I hate them Both
Make the Fat Man hit himself
What more can I do?
Fat Man all I wanna do is kill you-ooo-oo
You Fat Man!!

Oh no!
Meg's in her red outfit and it really burn's my eyes
She looks so disgusting I feel I'm gonna die
And Brian's got a present
And it's for his new girlfriend
Santa won't you please bring me what I really need
Won't you please send my weapons to me-e-e-e

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas this is all I'm asking for
I just wanna Kill the Fat Man and I'll kill my mother too
I just want more weapons please Santa I am on my knees
Make my dreams come true Lois All I wanna do is kill....
You Lois

All I wanna do is Kill You Lois
All I wanna do is Kill You Fat Man
All I wanna do is Kill You Lois
All I wanna do is Kill You Fat Man

(All I really want is more weapons) repeat 4 times

lol what about another Family Guy parody based on Meg's obsession for Brian in the episode "barley legal" and check out my myspace page

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The night... - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
...Clark Kent went crazy;
The night that Superman flipped;
Many years, getting nothing from Lois;
Sounds to me like he was kind of getting gypped.

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