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Song Parodies -> "Moron"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Mariah Carey

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Edward Tee

The Lyrics

Ever heard of Schizophrenia, imagine being so wasted you don't know what you're doing!
There's a moron
If you look inside his head
He doesn't need to be afraid
Of what he is
There's no answer
If you reach into his soul
And the little that he knows
Will melt away

And then the moron comes along
Comes and steps upon your bong
And you cast your tears aside
This man surely won't survive
So when you feel your patience gone
Look down and see the broken bong
And you'll finally see the truth
The moronic fool is you

You're a moron
From all the "cid you've swallowed
With pink cargo pants you stroll
More blunts for you to hold
You can't find Steve
If you search in Taco Bell
He's got your spare bong, it's teal
Let's toke away

And then a moron comes along
Drops and breaks your spare teal bong
And you cast your stash aside
And assault him by surprise
So when you feel like hope is gone
See the mirror, YOU broke your bong
And you'll finally see the truth
That a moron lies in you

Lord knows
Some drugs are hard to swallow
So now between my ass cheeks they must go
Tear them away
Hold on
There's an avocado and a straw
In time
You'll find the way

And then a hero comes along
Use the avocado, make a bong
And you cast your tears aside
And you know you will get high
So when you feel the dope is gone
Look inside you and be strong
And you'll gladly see the truth
That a moron lies in you'Racing your Honda Civic is like entering into the 'Special Olympics', even IF you win, you're still retarded!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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 4   2
 5   1

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Michael Pacholek - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I was gonna give this a five, then I realized that it wasn't about who I thought it was about. But it's still a four.
Chaos - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Who did you think it was about man?

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