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Song Parodies -> "Bigger and Bigger"

Original Song Title:

"Deeper and Deeper"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Bigger and Bigger"

Parody Written by:

Thor2000

The Lyrics

I'm a big fan of the movie "Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman" as well as "Dude, Where's My Car." I'm fascinated by giantess pictures and when I first heard this song, I started adding lyrics to it as if Madonna was going to audition for such a role. I hope this sort of thing doesn't offend anyone.
Bigger and Bigger

(Music: "Deeper and Deeper" by Madonna)

(Chorus)
I Can't Help Growing In Size
I Get Bigger and Bigger The Further I Grow
Reaching to the heaven above
I get Bigger and Bigger the More That I Grow

When you know the stuff To drink
Last Thing You Want to do is Shrink
That's What My Momma Told Me
Larger, bigger and Wider's All I Do
When I get There I Will Know
I let my mother mold me
Daddy couldn't be all wrong
Gonna let my Clothes rip away
They're not gonna be there
And my momma made me learn this song
You're not gonna get away from me
I'm Gonna Get You
That's why

Chorus (Repeat)

Don't grow too High she Said
Grow with your Legs not with Your Head
That's what my mama told me.
All the things you do
I will catch up with you
Just remember what I said
This feeling inside
I can't explain
But my body is alive
And I'm never gonna hide it again
Momma couldn't be all wrong
(Gonna let my clothes rip away
They're not going to Be There)
And my Mama made me learn this song
You're not gonna get away from me
I'm gonna get you
That's why

Chorus (Repeat)

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Rick LaFontaine - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
man i wish from my wish list that there was a video on this song ...lol from crushedman@yahoo.com

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