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Song Parodies -> "Canucks And Avs Are In A Dogfight"

Original Song Title:

"Ray Of Light"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Canucks And Avs Are In A Dogfight"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Harder

The Lyrics

This song is a preview between the NHL's Northwestern division heavyweights of the past few seasons, the Vancouver Canucks and the Colorado Avalanche
Canucks are a dogfight for
The division title in the northwest
Colorado's won it every year
Since Bettman's realigned the divisions

***CHORUS***
The Canucks should have won last year
But they lost in the last game and the Avs won
The Canucks are in a dogfight, the Canucks are in a dogfight!!!!
To win the northwest division!!!!!

Every year the Canucks challenge
The Avalanche and the Oilers for number 1
But the past 2 seasons they finished in second place
Hejduk & Forsberg knocked Naslund out of first
For the Richard and the Art Ross
But the Minnesota Wild knocked out both Colorado and the Canucks!!!

***CHORUS***
The Canucks should have won last year
But they lost in the last game and the Avs won
The Canucks are in a dogfight, the Canucks are in a dogfight!!!!
To win the northwest division!!!!!

But that was 2002-03, this coming season
Vancouver will be number 1 no matter what
Cause the thought of the Avs with Kariya & Selanne
Don't scare them because they have Todd Bertuzzi

And The Canucks will win the Northwest in 2004
With Naslund, B-Mo, Cloutier and Jovo
Yeah, The Canucks and the Avs are in a dogfight
For the northwest division supremacy!!!!!!!

The Canucks have Bertuzzi, Sopel and Ohlund
To compete with Sakic, Forsberg, Blake and Foote
It'll be a huge dogfight with Vancouver and Colorado
Until the Red Wings come calling for a tougher fight!!!!
Hopefully The 2003-04 Northwest Division champions are the Vancouver Canucks!!!!

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