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Song Parodies -> "Like a Sect"

Original Song Title:

"Like a Prayer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Like a Sect"

Parody Written by:

Francois B.

The Lyrics

Feeling through herself, MidoƱa lady touches deep within herself to try and see what it is that she has grown to be. Between her wretched spending and her devious sexorcistic life.Hereis the result
Life is a pleasantry, I just screech and get good dough,
I hear a gaseous sound
And I know I'm home

Chorus:
When you say my name, I feel a jerking pull,
Cause I slowly see, that's what my parents named me.
In my bodies nook, I can plenty cook,
Just like a sect, kabbalah lead me free.

I hear a voice, saying I can sing pretty,
My voice lacks power, It'll make you cower
I'm like dying
All that booze, oh kabbalic lord save my hiney,
From this rich life, corrupt Brittany and strife,
Heav'n rejects me

(Chorus)

Like this guy, he whistled loudly to me,
I told my child, go run a while,
Mami's busy
My life's a dream
I buy what renders me lean
I can't be chucked, such a product
Like canned pork beans

(Chorus 2X)

Life is a pleasantry, I just screech and get good dough,
I hear a gaseous sound
And I know I'm home




Just like a sect, I should not try to rap
Just like my ruse is crap, hot passion is my trap
Just like a tree, I know I'm too cocky
Just like a sect, I need hung men to take me there

Just like a sect, I can infect
It makes your skin turn green

(Inspired whooping after repeating above over and over)
(Interlude)

Just like a sect, I should not try to rap
Just like my ruse is crap, hot passion is my trap
Just like a tree, I know I'm too cocky
Just like a sect, I need hung men to take me there

Just like a sect, I can infect
It makes your skin turn green

(Fades out while singing)
((Note from writer: Kabbalah is not supposed to be viewed as bad, in the song it is written for the sake of humor. Kabbalah is actually a religion I respect, it is not meant to be in offense to the followers of Kabbalah.)))

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