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Song Parodies -> "Still a Virgin"

Original Song Title:

"Like a Virgin"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Still a Virgin"

Parody Written by:

Crazy After Dark

The Lyrics

He never lost it in high school, somehow he never tried
His friends ask "did you score last night"? And he always lied

He was scared, he should be
He'd not dare to confess to you
That you will be...That you will be
The first one to know

He's still virgin
(still) waiting for his very first time
He's still virgin
Will you be his? Give him a sign

He's gonna read up on all he can, so he can be the best
And when it comes to the crunch he will past the test

His first time? Where's the sign?
Can't go wrong. He's waited so long
And he will be...and he will be....
The happiest man in the word

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

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Ed - November 28, 2005 - Report this comment
it was OK, could've been better
Debra - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with you Ed. This parody could have had much more potential. Keep up the good work Crazy.
white trash - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
good song i know for sure im not a virgin

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