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Song Parodies -> "Express Yourself (1 for anyone mix)"

Original Song Title:

"Express Yourself"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Express Yourself (1 for anyone mix)"

Parody Written by:

T-Dawg

The Lyrics

Yeah apparently people have trouble expressing themselves in very difficult love situations and this one is dedicated to fix that problem on a personal level.Sometimes girls just don't understand what guys have to go through when it comes to the realizations that they have let them in abandonment (never to return). I've had enough I'm breaking the silence
Come on people
Do you believe in love?
'Cause I really should preach about it
And I think it goes like this

Chorus:

I'm won't go for second best baby
Gonna put my love to the test
You know, you know, you've got to
Make her express how she feels
And only then you'll know your love has a feel

Don't need cupid's arrow
Only to be very bold
Gas Stations make dates very fast
Guys who dress like N'sync never last, no, no
What you need is a person with a practical mind
To lift you to up when your feeling down
Love makes me feel like a king on a throne
N'sync lookalikes should fall down!!!
[It's a girl fantasy to have them around]

(chorus)

No one who looks like moses is the way to your heart
But they'll only play games with your head
Gelled-up hair looks very romantic
How messy is it when you're not around
Girl your still the love in my life
So if your guy is a loser move on
Second best is a waste of my time
I'll do much better man on my own
[Girl ,You should call the dude, talk to him on the phone]

(chorus)

Express yourself
[You've got to make her]
Express herself
Hey, hey, hey, hey
So if you want it right now, She will show you how
Express what she's got, oh baby ready or not

Intermediate:

And when you're gone he'll cry about it
Think about the love he wished he had
Tried to carry on, cause she just won't get it
but she'll be back driving to ease

To express herself
[You've got to make her]
Express herself
Hey hey

What you need baby is a man who understands
To lift you to your higher ground
Make you feel like a queen on a throne
You'll love it you till you can't come down
[You'll never be let down]

(intermediate)

So please

(chorus)

Express yourself
[You've got to make her]
Express herself
Hey, hey, hey, hey
So if you want it right now, make her show you how
Express what she's got, oh baby ready or not
Express herself
[You've got to make her]
So you can respect yourself
Hey, hey
So if you want it right now, then make her show you how
Express what she's got, oh baby ready or not


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a questioner - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Is Madonna really all that great her new stuff is terrible?

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