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Song Parodies -> "Isla Tolerante"

Original Song Title:

"La Isla Bonita"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Isla Tolerante"

Parody Written by:

Lawn Jockey

The Lyrics

Sorry to offend anybody, but just look at this world. "What a Wonderful World"? I think not.Certainly not in the United States.
Last night I dreamt of some negroes
Just like I'd never seen I knew them all...
A dark race that comes from the desert

It all seems like yesterday not far away
Painfully, they yelled and screamed
All the whites were wild and free...
This is where I hate to be:
Isla Tolerante
And when oppression played
The sun once set so high...
Rang through my ears, an Asian's cry.

A white man's lullaby
We want to chain all those peoples
Warm wind carried on the sea we called to them
Dijo que le odio*
I prayed that the days would last

They went so fast
Painfully, they yelled and screamed
All the whites were wild and free...
This is where I hate to be:
Isla Tolerante
And when oppression played
The sun once set so high...
Rang through my ears, a homo's cry.

Your white man's lullaby-
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
Isla Tolerante
No no no no no no no

No no no no no no no
I want to be where the whip warmed the skin
When it's time for the birching you can watch them fall in
Such mixed faces, I want to hurl
When a boy loves a boy and a girl loves a girl

Isla Tolerante
Last night I dreamt of some cripples

They went so fast
Painfully, they yelled and screamed
All the whites were wild and free...
This is where I hate to be:
Isla Tolerante
And when oppression played
The sun once set so high...
Rang through my ears, a Cat-lick's* cry.

They went so fast
Tropical the island breeze
All the whites were wild and free...
This is where I hate to be:
Isla Tolerante
And when oppression played
The sun once set so high...
Rang through my ears, 'tis a Kike's* cry.

O, white man's lament...
Isla Tolerante Isla Tolerante
Isla Tolerante Isla Tolerante
Isla Tolerante Isla Tolerante

*"It is said that I hate you"
*Catholic
*Jew

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