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Song Parodies -> "Blocked!"
Original Song Title:
"Rain"
Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Blocked!"
Parody Written by:
Cookie-man
The Lyrics
Imagine my surprise the other day when I went to get on my favorite site and all I saw was a grey page that said Restricted! I wanted to cry right there in my cube. I haven't posted a new parody recently becasue I can no longer work on them at work. They actually want me to do my job! (imagine that)I hope you all enjoy my little song about my own personal heart break.......:(
Where is it?!? Can't find it?!?!
Chorus:
Blocked! Never known such agony
My whole body's racked with pain
Great site, AmIRight is..
Blocked! Can't control my sorrow
All that keeps me sane
My tear's falling down like rain
Tried to pull it up at work
Says restricted page 'cause content is Ma-ture
I was just on yesterday
Why'd it go away?, It can't be real!
Blocked from having any fun
If you ask me, well I think it's really dumb
Can't read anymore song parodies
I'm gonna beg and plead crawling on my knees
Till the sites Un....
Blocked! Never known such agony
My whole body's racked with pain
Great site, AmIRight is..
Blocked! Can't control my sorrow
All that keeps me sane
My tear's falling down like rain
Saw that page before my eyes
Had to say goodbye, can't you see my tears?
Have to turn the other way
Keep my eyes at bay
Can't wait till five so I can leave and look it up at home
No Johnny D, songs about a "bone"
When Arwen falls she'll be all alone
No more tributes by Ashkickass makes me want to moan
Why is this site...
Blocked! Never known such agony
My whole body's racked with pain
Great site, AmIRight is..
Blocked! Can't control my sorrow
All that keeps me sane
My tear's falling down like....
There's no more fun, for anyone. :(
And I say, why'd you go away
(Spoken:)
Waiting is the hardest thing
[It's strange I feel like I've been here before]
I tell myself that I can make it till five
[And I want to read your great songs]
I day dream of you
[More and more]
With all my heart and all my soul
[When I'm with you]
That by sheer force of will
[I feel like a magical child]
The site will pop open
[Everything strange]
And in a second you'll appear
[Everything wild]
An open page for me, to love
Why'd they take my joy from me
It's so much fun! I guess that they can't see
It's like they want me to do my work?
The guys down in IT are a bunch of jerks..
Can't believe it's..
Blocked!, Can't see it, I want to!
No more fun for me it's.....
(repeat)
Blocked! Never known such agony
My whole body's racked with pain
Great site, AmIRight is..
Blocked! Can't control my sorrow
All that keeps me sane
My tear's falling down like....
Blocked!, Can't see it, I want to!
No more fun for me it's....
(repeat)
Blocked!
[A tear trickles down my cheek
have to wait to see you again]
Blocked! :(
Chorus:
Blocked! Never known such agony
My whole body's racked with pain
Great site, AmIRight is..
Blocked! Can't control my sorrow
All that keeps me sane
My tear's falling down like rain
Tried to pull it up at work
Says restricted page 'cause content is Ma-ture
I was just on yesterday
Why'd it go away?, It can't be real!
Blocked from having any fun
If you ask me, well I think it's really dumb
Can't read anymore song parodies
I'm gonna beg and plead crawling on my knees
Till the sites Un....
Blocked! Never known such agony
My whole body's racked with pain
Great site, AmIRight is..
Blocked! Can't control my sorrow
All that keeps me sane
My tear's falling down like rain
Saw that page before my eyes
Had to say goodbye, can't you see my tears?
Have to turn the other way
Keep my eyes at bay
Can't wait till five so I can leave and look it up at home
No Johnny D, songs about a "bone"
When Arwen falls she'll be all alone
No more tributes by Ashkickass makes me want to moan
Why is this site...
Blocked! Never known such agony
My whole body's racked with pain
Great site, AmIRight is..
Blocked! Can't control my sorrow
All that keeps me sane
My tear's falling down like....
There's no more fun, for anyone. :(
And I say, why'd you go away
(Spoken:)
Waiting is the hardest thing
[It's strange I feel like I've been here before]
I tell myself that I can make it till five
[And I want to read your great songs]
I day dream of you
[More and more]
With all my heart and all my soul
[When I'm with you]
That by sheer force of will
[I feel like a magical child]
The site will pop open
[Everything strange]
And in a second you'll appear
[Everything wild]
An open page for me, to love
Why'd they take my joy from me
It's so much fun! I guess that they can't see
It's like they want me to do my work?
The guys down in IT are a bunch of jerks..
Can't believe it's..
Blocked!, Can't see it, I want to!
No more fun for me it's.....
(repeat)
Blocked! Never known such agony
My whole body's racked with pain
Great site, AmIRight is..
Blocked! Can't control my sorrow
All that keeps me sane
My tear's falling down like....
Blocked!, Can't see it, I want to!
No more fun for me it's....
(repeat)
Blocked!
[A tear trickles down my cheek
have to wait to see you again]
Blocked! :(
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I feel your pain, Cookie...I think we've all been there. 5s for this emotional journey...be strong...you can make it through!
Honey, that happened to me not long ago too! Fortunately I was able to sweet talk someone in my IT department into fixing it for me. I only wish I could do the same for you...
Thank you all! I know with your love and support I will make it through.... :)
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