-> "Repeat Yourself"
Original Song Title:
"Express Yourself" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
This is war!
Think the selling's tough?
Just think up somethin' to say about it
And then F*** with their heads!
Spout slo-gans every chance you get
Make a muddle of the facts
You know to win we've got to
Brain wash the masses and drill
Our message in until they buy the spiel
You don't need everything so
Cherry pick the po-o-olls
Choose the words that have the right slant
Then go live with your chant
All you need is a good sound byte to
Drive the suckers in the ground
Make 'em fear we could be overthrown
Say "America is safer now!"
Five suits have got your back, they will
Echo every word you've said
They own it all no need to
Sweat they'll debunk or reveal
Cuz baby they determine what is real
Research shows us that they'll sway back and forth, so
You need to screw with their heads
We'll succeed by being pedantic
The saps are so easily led
Yeah he served, a vet, all right...
So just convince them he's tight with Kim Jong
If they check, discredit the mutts
"Avoid the traitor's movie, just stay home!"
Call gay love sacrilege - "sinners!"
Say "The lefty's tool looks French"
Don't let it go, you've got to
Make them forget how they feel
And make them all defend your lies with zeal
You've got to break them
"Pray, pray, pray" prey
"Osama's powerless, now"
Say it over, now
A phrase like "flip flop"
Is great, so say it a lot!
It won't take long, if they're force fed it
(Talk about his ugly old hag)
If you're proven wrong, just deny you said it
You can make 'em believe
You repeat yourself
"Nobody said it"
Repeat it now, "No Way!"
"We'll find those weapons yet" Say it!
"Biggest liberal, ever yet"
You know it's so, you've got to
Make them forget how to think
"We made you safer though the threat is real"
To make the sale
You've got to make them
(Vague, vague, vague, vague)
So get to dumbing them down
Make them lo-ove the clown
They'll swear that he's not
If you've said it alot
Repeat yourself, "They, they!"
So if you want him around
Better get them bow-owing down
They'll buy what you hock
If you say it alot
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