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Song Parodies -> "Kill a Cow"

Original Song Title:

"Take a Bow"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Kill a Cow"

Parody Written by:

Blethar

The Lyrics

Kill a cow it's
Life is over this
Cattle parade
Getting older
Oven's on the
Spices out
Everyone's hungry

Say your grace but
Do you mean it
When you get to the part
When you ask for the heart
Tummy's oh so rumbley
Fork in my hand

I've always been in love with food
My family, yes they know it too
I don't care if it comes with apple pie
I want some roast beef 'fore I die
Before I die
'Fore I die

Make them full it
Gets so tasty
When you get the gravy
Put it on Yorkshire Puds
Right next to the meat
Mashed potatoes

Pass the carrots
And the peas
Don't why but I need
Vegetables with my meat
So give me some quick
I am starving

I've always been in love with food
My family, yes they know it too
I don't care if it comes with apple pie
I want some roast beef 'fore I die

I've always been in love with food
My family, yes they know it too
I don't care if it comes with apple pie
I want some roast beef 'fore I die
Before I die
'Fore I die

I have man t*ts
Belly's like Mount Everest
But how was I supposed to know the fat would go
No-one told me the
Effects of lard

I've always been in love with food
Yes my family know
I don't care if it comes with apple pie
I want some roast beef 'fore I die

I've always been in love with food
My family, yes they know it too
I don't care if it comes with apple pie
I want some roast beef 'fore I die
Before I die
'Fore I die

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Agrimorfee - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Congrats on ruining the best song Madonna has done in the latter half of her career. :) The pacing makes the laughs here. 555
kitkatbarr09 - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
excellant blethar! And your name is VERY origanal. I give it 555!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Know 1 can hear you dream - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I´ve said it before and I´ll say it again: Stay away from red meat (Unless it´s from Limerick, Ireland):

A howling mad cow from Leeds
is insane ´cos of industry´s greeds
lives a life that is dull
never once sees a bull
but on their cadavers she feeds
Blethar - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
wow! Gr8 parody and name feedback! Thank you all.

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