-> "Vegetarian Stories"
Original Song Title:
"Bedtime Stories"
Parody Song Title:
"Vegetarian Stories"
The Lyrics
Veg
Veg
Today
Is the last day
That I'm eating meat
I hate it
It's disgusting
Don't like it anymore
Let's stop eating pigs honey
Today
Is the last day
That I'm eating meat
I hate it
It's disgusting
Don't like it anymore
[Travelling] Through the vegetable section
[Travelling] Away from the big meat lockers
[Travelling] Through the vegetable section
[Travelling] Away from the big meat lockers
Let's stop eating cow honey
Let's stop eating cow
Let's stop eating sheep honey
Let's stop eating sheep
Steak knives, useless
Especially to chop cress
You can't cut it anyway
It's already in bite-size bits
[Travelling travelling] I'm travelling
[Travelling travelling] Through the vegetable section
[Travelling travelling] I am gonna stay
[Travelling travelling] Away from the big meat lockers
Let's stop eating duck honey
Let's stop eating duck
Let's stop eating goose honey
Let's stop eating goose
And inside
We hate red meat
Longing and asking
We just want some of the green stuff
[Travelling travelling]
[Travelling travelling]
[Travelling travelling]
[Travelling travelling] Away from the big meat lockers
If you've just eaten animal
Get rid of it
Through puking or through a s***
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