-> "I am a Stalker"
Original Song Title:
"Nothing Really Matters"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I am a Stalker"
The Lyrics
When I was very young
I never really got obsessed
I was too self-possesed
No big problem
Now that I am grown
Something has changed
I'll never be the same
Because of her
I am a stalker
Can't you see?
I'm always on my mobile
My look is really
Shabby
If I see a girl
Who I think is fairly pretty
My eyes go all googly
And I follow her
My first victim
Was 14 years old
She took away my soul
But now she's moved
I am a stalker
Can't you see?
I'm always on my mobile
My look is really
I am a stalker
Can't you see?
I'm always on my mobile
My look is really
Shabby
Nothing can stop me when I
Have a target
Nothing takes my mind away from the girl
I'll offer shelter in my house
Then make my move
Quiet as a mouse
I am a stalker
Can't you see?
I'm always on my mobile
My look is really
Shabby
I am a stalker [I am a stalker]
Can't you see? [Can't you see?]
I'm always on my mobile [I'm always on my mobile]
My look is really
Shabby [Really shabby]
I am a stalker [I am a stalker]
[Can't you see?]
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