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Original Song Title:

"Justify My Love"

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Parody Song Title:

"Crucify The Glove"

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The Lyrics

from "The Inaccurate Confection". This is an exercise in surrealism, and nothing else, much as the original song is an exercise in eroticism. What is The Glove, and why is it being crucified? I don't know, it just came out that way.
I don't know what this mess is
I don't know my way back home
I don't know what really is the norm
It makes my headache, so dizzy
But so what? But so what?

Pushing, pulling, waiting
For you to crucify the glove

Nothing doing
Will you just crucify the glove?

It just may throw you
You'd like that
I go from one place to another
I'm in a hidden mystery, sir
I'm going out to discover
Yes sir, I don't mean maybe
Mystery, that's right, mystery

Turning, hurting
Won't you crucify the glove?

Are you gonna do it?
Are you gonna do it?
Squeak to me, show me your screams
Did I start them?
Seel me your tears
Were you aware?
Please do not bore me
I have made you who you are
Do not cry

So I'm the man
Who cannot defend
His emissions to his mother?
Hate me? [that's right] Hate me?
I want to have your baby!

It's broken and unsteady
Did you crucify the glove?
I crucified the glove
Taunting—to crucify
Saving—to crucify
Crucify the glove
It's broken—you crucified the glove

Copyright 2001, Agrimorfee

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Michael Pacholek - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
This isn't a Michael Jackson parody?
Agrimorfee - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
If you want it to be, be my guest. ;) I was thinking it may be about an intentionally damaged condom. ^^ ^^. Interpret it anyway you want. Typo--"seel me your tears" should have been "show me your tears"..
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"

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