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Original Song Title:

"Rescue Me"

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Parody Song Title:

"Excuse Me"

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The Lyrics

The final track from "The Inaccurate Confection", kind of summing up everything this bizarre collection of "pop" songs has covered and trying to form some sort of resolution to the whole mess.
We're walking, we' re walking
And I see a flower above
It's stinking, it's stinking
I see that you cannot excuse me

For you are not a little girl, for you I've got a plan
When all the scars inside of you are brown, then we'll understand
I see that you're precocious, and that I am just a geek
Your clothes I see are frilly, I'm contentious through the week

I'm way out of range for you
Don't really care what you do
I think when there is a cure, you cry
You blubber, stand, and don't ask why
And as I refer to history
I think of the Sisters Three
Faith, Hope, and Charity
But then it bugs me

Excuse me, excuse me, I need a reprieve
You're treating me like a dope
Excuse me, excuse me, I need a reprieve
I'm washing my brains out with soap

The corned beef hash is my pride and joy
You can be effeminate, or search and destroy
You see I am a monkey given to grandstanding
And you are a dragon with flames so outstanding
We love to feel the breeze, we love to eat French fries
We both want to rule the world, or at least the economy size
And when I'm feeling bare
A picture of you is there
I understand that there should be
A flower above me

Monkeys are grandstanding
The dragons' flames are so outstanding
I'm bending down—what a mess
Take me away—I am your best

ooh ahh, monkeys are grandstanding
ooh aahh, dragons are outstanding
Monkeys grandstanding
The dragon's flames are so outstanding
I'm bending down—now what a mess
Excuse me, excuse me

It's been all been a lie, she cried
How stupid could I be?
How despicable you are!
And the world told me you were a grandstanding monkey
--And the dragon's flames flow free (Hee Hee)

If you can relieve the flower
Then I think you can excuse me
I relieved, I relieved the poor flower
And then I think you can excuse me
I'm thinking of reprieve
A reprieve? Can you excuse me?

I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking
A reprieve. Can you excuse me?

We're walking, we're walking
Do you see the flower above? (2x))

I'm thinking—I'm thinking of reprieve
A reprieve? Can you excuse me?
Hey hey hey hey
E-X-C-U-S-E me
Won't you please excuse me?
A reprieve—you can excuse me

I believe in the flower
A reprieve---you can excuse me

Copyright 2001, Agrimorfee. Thanks for reading/commenting/voting/tolerating this work; I did have fun trying to mutate these historically important songs into something unusual and thought-provoking. Hopefully this brought something positive to the world, and I also hope I don't get pilloried by Madonna's fans from the whole world over. Get it straight now--I LOVE Madonna! We ALL LOVE Madonna. God Bless Madonna! Peace out. :)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 13

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Adagio - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Words fail? : D like it. 5's
Rick C - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I didn't get it Agri but, I thought it was well-written (as yours usually are). 555
Matthias - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
You're excused
Red Ant - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABCE3) I see you've parodied an entire Madonna album, Agrimorfee (voted that too); quite an accomplishment, since it's Greatest Tits, err, Hits. I don't know this OS, but an interesting read none the less. 5s.
Michael McVey - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I didn't get it either, but I'm all for poking fun at Maprimadonna. -- MM
Agrimorfee - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
You know what, I gotta admit, right now I feel like James Joyce, reading all these comments above, seeing the general consensus of "wow, I didn't understand what the hell it was, but it was good!" I didn't intend any meaning out of it, but you could think that maybe it has something to do with a tumultuous relationship and attempts to make it better. Or something. At least, that's what I got out of it. :)
Johnny D - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Brilliant goofiness!
Stuart McArthur - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3E) congrats on finishing the whole album, Aggy, and it was kind of cool reading this to the gyrating woman on the left of my screen (thanks to Youtube), and although, like Rick, I didn't get it, it paced nicely to the OS - 555
Josh 2 - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
liking this one Agri 5s
Jeff Reuben - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
More serious than your usual material. Well done.
Kristof Robertson - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3E) Sorry Agri, this was just a little too surreal for me. Great use of rhyme schemes though. 544
Matthias - January 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Nailed the surrealism of the contest without a doubt. Very Beatles-esque...
bobpiecheese - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.0) You sure nailed the 'surreal' part to a tee, but seeing as this is apparently the final part of a whole album, and I missed it, I kinda have no idea what to make of it.
littleCupCakes - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
555, but it poses a rather shaky ride, Sir! Hopefull it is still ongoing & unfolding.
Jack Wilson - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Great job,5s
Kristof Robertson - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.8) I love this as a piece of writing, Agri....but I imagine it works better as a part of the whole. Still, very enjoyable.
Arwen - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Decathlon...well, when they said "surreal" you took it pretty seriously, huh? Nice work on this, Agri...I love the OS, too...
stuart mcarthur - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(dec2.8) well, we should call this the adagio round - surreal alright Ag, and for some reason I laughed at "You see I am a monkey given to grandstanding" - I don't know why because it's too surreal - 555
Below Average Dave ( - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I guess I got lost a bit buddy, It paces well, and all, but not my favorite by you.
Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Fun song...a little nasty, but very interesting to read

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