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Song Parodies -> "Confess For Your Health"

Original Song Title:

"Express Yourself"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Confess For Your Health"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

from "The Inaccurate Confection". A commentary on the life of the celebrity that, again, wrote itself.
Come on, squirrels!
Do you believe in The Glove?
Make no bones about it
Here's advice for this

(Chorus)
Don't ever get rest baby
Live it up with some zest
You know you got to
Make a confession to the eels
And then baby, your fame will be real

You may need to sell some things
Spend 18 months in the cold
Lose the cars that you leased
Temporarily ceased—whoa, whoa
What you need is one glad hand
While standing on the pitcher's mound
They will love you, ratings won't fall down
[They'll never fall down]
(chorus)

Make concessions to your art
Admit that your former self is dead
But don't look like you are in a panic
Just keep that all in your head
You deserve the prisoner's life
But now it'stime to move on
Twenty times said is tough
But with the cash, you won't be alone
[Baby use your phone]
(chorus)

Confess for your health
You gotta take it
Confess for your health
Hey, hey , hey, hey
So do not have a cow, come and take a bow
Confess what you got, if it's true or not

(Intermediate)
And when you're done, you won't regret it
Remember the glory you once had?
It will carry, don't you all get it?
They'll all be on their knees

Confess for your health
You gotta fake it
Confess for your health (Hey hey)

What you need is one glad hand
While standing on the pitcher's mound
And when the fast ball is finally thrown
You might be hit, but your rating won't be down
Ratings won't be down
(intermediate)
Oh. Please!
(chorus)

Confess for your health
You can fake it
Confess for your health
Hey, hey, hey, hey
So don't have a cow, come and take a bow
Confess what you got, if it's true or not
Confess for your health
You can fake it
So they can't suspect yourself
So don't have a cow, come and take a bow
Confess what you got, if it's true or not

Copyright 2001, Agrimorfee. What is The Glove? I don't know

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