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Song Parodies -> "My Gloves"

Original Song Title:

"My Love"

Original Performer:

Little Texas

Parody Song Title:

"My Gloves"

Parody Written by:

Wolverine

The Lyrics

Maybe next year's theme to EA's Fight Night game?
Get on your mark, get set
Ready or not here I come
You've been looking for some gloves
Well buddy, I can give you some
When you're barely standing up
I can spin you around
Put your chin up in the clouds
And knock your feet off the ground

My gloves
Are you ready for my gloves, my gloves
My gloves, my gloves are ready for you.
If you're looking for a cross that's always true
Aiming for you, then my gloves
My gloves, my gloves are ready for you.

Punk, I've heard it said
That KO's by my gloves are the goal
I see the concussion in your eyes
Swelling out of control
My gloves are always staying above your protective cup
Bi@#$, I know you're down
Don't bother getting up.

My gloves
Are you ready for my gloves, my gloves
My gloves, my gloves are ready for you.
If you're looking for a hook that's always true
Aiming for you, then my gloves
My gloves, my gloves are ready for you.

My gloves are always staying above your protective cup
Bi@#$, I know you're down
Don't bother getting up.

My gloves
Are you ready for my gloves, my gloves
My gloves, my gloves are ready for you.
If you're looking for a hook that's always true
Aiming for you, then my gloves
My gloves, my gloves are ready for you. (repeat 2x)

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