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Song Parodies -> "One Step Closer"

Original Song Title:

"One Step Closer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"One Step Closer"

Parody Written by:

VanityFly

The Lyrics

I can't take this anymore
I'm eating everything I've ate before
All these meals they make no sense
I find bliss in eating less
The less I eat the less I gain
But you'll find that out anyway

Just Like before......
Everything I eat today
Takes me one step closer to the scales
And their about to break
I need a little room to breath
Cuz I'm one step closer to the scales
And their about to break

I find the answers aren't so clear
Wish I could find a way for the weight to disapear
All these thoughts they make no sense
I find bliss in eating less
Nothing seems to go away
gaining weight over and over again

Just Like before......
Everything I eat today
Takes me one step closer to the scales
And their about to break
I need a little room to breath
Cuz I'm one step closer to the scales
And their about to break

eat less when I'm talkin' to you
eat less, eat less, eat less..... (2x)

the scales are about to break

Just Like before......
Everything I eat today
Takes me one step closer to the scales
And their about to break
I need a little room to breath
Cuz I'm one step closer to the scales
And their about to break!

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oops - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Should be 2000s not 90s. Linkin park ain't a 90s band

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