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Song Parodies -> "Constipation II"

Original Song Title:

"In THe End"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Constipation II"

Parody Written by:

BiGDuDe111

The Lyrics

(in the beginning there are musical noises, those noises are replaced with grrrrrrrrs and grunts.)
It starts with PAIN
One thing i dont know why
It wont even matter how hard i try
It erased all my mind
In the hours of time
on the bowl
number 2 is a valuable thing
watch it slowly come down when #1 easily swings
watch it slowly come down to the end of the day
makes death closer to today
its so unreal
when it came out i shouted "look out below!"
i wish i could go
right out the window
i cant hold on
theres nothing i dont know
about the feeling
when i saw it go

I kept all of it inside and even thoguh i tried/i couldnt break it apart/ it meant so much to me/ it had reality/ i have no memory/ but i do know that

i tried so hard
and got so far
and in the midnight end
the bathroom doubled its matter
or should i say mass
its like passing the gas
except in the end
its 100 times the power

One thing
i dont know why
it didnt even matter how
(hard i tried)
You shouldve seen the way my parents were mocking me
the bathroom is no longer my property
i rememebr i fought with it to
and im surprised that in the end i.......
LOST!!!!
i kept everything inside/no matter how hard i tried/i couldnt brake it apart/it meant ot me/so much and its a living dream of the time when

i tried so hard
and got so far
and in the midnight end
the bathroom doubled its matter
or should i say mass
its like passing the gas
except int he end
its 100 times the power

ive put my trust in you
not to tell my secret
since i couldnt flush it
i had to eat it
i pushed as hard as i could go
but it wasnt enough
OH YA!

i tried so hard
and got so far
and in the midnight end
the bathroom doubled its matter
or should i say mass
its like passing the gas
except int he end
its 100 times the power









thats it! i hope you enjoeyd my song

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Pacing: 2.3
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Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 10

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SiLLy BoNeZ - February 17, 2003 - Report this comment
that was silly !!
Sarah - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
This was disgusting. You have ruined my all-time favourite song and I will never forgive you!!! GRR!

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