It starts with one thing,
Bean soup and rye,
You can't hold it in,
Now matter how hard you try.
Keep that in mind,
I designed this rhyme,
To stop y'all from eating,
Bean soup and rye

Bean soup is a laxative thing,
Try not to crap your pants,
As you run and scream,
Run to the bathroom,
As fast as you can,
Or you'll be crappin',
In your pants.

You should really look out below,
I had to take a crap right out the window,
Try to hold it in,
But I didn't even know,
Beans really make you,
Have to go.

I kept everything inside,
And even though I tried,
It all made me fart,
What it meant to me,
Was I had to go poopie,
A memory when I

Pooped so hard,
And wrecked my car,
'Cause in my end,
Constipation doesn't matter,
I tried so hard,
Not to go in the yard,
But all the bean soup got to my bladder.

One thing,
Bean soup and rye,
You can't hold it in,
Now matter how hard you try.
Keep that in mind,
I designed this rhyme,
To stop y'all from eating,
Bean soup and rye

In spite of the way you were mocking me,
Laughin 'cause I crapped on my property,
Remembering all the times I went poopie,
I'm surprised it was so hard.

My butt ain't the way it was before,
Now I have to go more than ever anymore,
Not that I ate beans back then,
But it all makes me crap,
In my end

You kept everything inside,
And even though you tried,
It all made you fart,
What it meant to me,
Was I had to go poopie,
A memory when I

Pooped so hard,
And wrecked my car,
'Cause in my end,
Constipation doesn't matter,
I tried so hard,
Not to go in the yard,
But all the bean soup got to my bladder.

I put my butt on you,
Pooped as hard as I could go,
For all this there's only one thing you should know...

I put my butt on you,
Pooped as hard as I could go,
For all this there's only one thing you should know...

I pooped so hard,
And wrecked my car,
'Cause in my end,
Constipation doesn't matter,
I tried so hard,
Not to go in the yard,
But all the bean soup got to my bladder