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Song Parodies -> "Rookie"

Original Song Title:

"Nookie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Limp Bizkit

Parody Song Title:

"Rookie"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

Verse 1:
he came onto this team as a prospect
but in the locker room he'll feel his head fill with the pain.
beatin on his a** and bashin' up his brain.
Everyone thats new has to deal with the pain.
Hey I think about my days
as a rookie the guys stole my pay.
but when it comes game day.
No hes stuck with the team mates that hes got.
And he's got a locker with a head of a goat, head of a goat...

Verse 2:
and now hes feelin' bad?
hes never felt such doom?
we get a laugh hes the laughin' stock of the locker room.
You would think that hed be movin' on,
but hes a fighter like I said weak up in the head, not!!
maybe we have made a mistake
we should give him a break
his head will ache either way,
hey, what the heck watcha want me to say.
I wont lie cuz i cant deny.

Chorus:
we like to beat up the Rookie, c'mon,the Rookie
c'mon so you can take that trophy and stick it up his, yeah!!...

Verse 3:
Why did he take so long?
why did he wear that that thong, huh,
he's boring us out?
but we did it
and hit him a place where the sun just never hits it.
I cant believe that he's the star of the team
and it makes me hurl,
but in reality
now we call him melinda
we put his gender
all in a blender
he still aint surrendered,

hey, he's a chump

we like to beat up the Rookie, c'mon,the Rookie
c'mon so you can take that trophy and stick it up his, yeah!!...

Verse 4:
this kid aint human.
Its so easy for us guys to give him a hard time.
we tell him to let it go, but its something hes never done.
I freekin' hate it.
I do, but we'll leave him alone.
Leave him alone. Just leave him alone!!

Verse 5:
aint nothin' gonna change.
he wont go away.
he's just gonna stay here and always be the same.
aint nothin' gonna change.
he wont go away.
he's just gonna stay here and always be the same
aint nothin' gonna change.
he wont go away.
he's just gonna stay here and always be the same

Chorus:
we like to beat up the Rookie, c'mon,the Rookie
c'mon so you can take that trophy and stick it up his, yeah!!...

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Jeff Reuben - May 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm not a big Limp Bizkit fan, but I am a baseball fan, so I had to take a look after seeing your recording.
Ghetto John - May 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Well I hope you enjoyed it, but i just got one question for ya. How does one see a recording?

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