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Song Parodies -> "Date"

Original Song Title:

"Faith"

Original Performer:

Limp Bizkit

Parody Song Title:

"Date"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

Well I guess it would be nice
If I could meet some body.
some one with a good body
and wants a body like mine.
but the same girl dumped me twice
after I gave her my check today,
And I know she took my cash away,
then you said to me
PLEASE, cuz I need my hair done
at Raw Emotion.
Time to pick some shoes out at the store
then Monica called me
said, " heres your potion".
Well i gotta woman for ya
and shes right outside your door!

I gotta blind date!!
Gotta blind date!!
gotta blind date!!
gotta blind date!!

hey girl,
what do you want to do tonight.
Say please, please, please, you'll treat me right.
my last girl gave me tha' blues.
Maybe
are the words that she said to me.
some how she just woke up with me
she another who tied me down to loverboy rules.
i sofltly asked here
how are you doing
right then my girl walked in through the door.
Then her foot came down
with such emotion.
well you can take a hint baby
CUZ WERE RUNNING OUT THAT DOOR!

cuz i hadda blind date!!
hadda blind date!!
hadda blind date!!
hadda blind date!!
NOW IM F***** UP!!!!

HADDA BLIND DATE!
IT WAS A GREAT DATE!
PUNCHED IN THE FACE!
CUZ I HADDA BLIND DATE!!
DATE!!
ARGGH!! DATE!!
ARGGH!! DATE!!

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Ghetto John - February 28, 2003 - Report this comment
look for a recorded version of this song at www.GhettoJohn.8k.com
Jeff Reuben - May 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I think I will =) (I'll have a more useful comment after I listen to it)

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