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Song Parodies -> "Preppy"

Original Song Title:

"Nookie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Limp Bizkit

Parody Song Title:

"Preppy"

Parody Written by:

N-Dog

The Lyrics

I came into this world on a skateboard,
Look into this drawer, and you'll see the size of my
pants.
Tearin' up the curbs, f***ing up my blades,
Those f***ing dumb**s pigs try and arrest me every
day.

Hey, it was just the other day, my girly ran away with
my pay,
She ran into Old Navy, like a truck
With my money, oh I'm f***ed,
And she just bought me a ton of preppy clothes...

Hey, at the Gap,
Hey, at the Gap,
Hey, at the Gap,
Hey, at the Gap,
Hey, at the Gap,
Hey, at the Gap,
Hey, at the Gap,

Should I be feeling bad? Should I be feeling good?
It's kinda sad, I'm dressed like a prep (and I said I
would.)
And you'd be thinking that I'd tell her off,
But I'm a preppy like I said, if I'm gettin' any head
(right).

And maybe I just made a mistake, and I should try one
more take,
My heart'll ache either way.
Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say?
I won't lie, that I can't deny...

I'm only preppy for the nookie!
Cmon, the nookie!
Cmon, the nookie!
Cmon, so you can take those khakis,
And buy 'em at the Gap!
Buy 'em at the Gap!
Buy 'em at the Gap!
Buy 'em at the...

Why, did I wait so long, why,
Did I take so long, huh?
To figure it out, but I didn't,
And now I'm stuck preppy, and you know my girly she
dumped me.

I can't believe, I'm in these tight *ss sleeves (it's
all the fault)
Of my stupid girl, but in reality...
Had I had any pride, I would've said 'Bye,
To that idea, but instead I surrendered...

Hey, to the Gap,
Hey, to the Gap,
Hey, to the Gap,
Hey, to the Gap,
Hey, to the Gap,
Hey, to the Gap,
Hey, to the Gap...

I'm only preppy for the nookie!
Cmon, the nookie!
Cmon, the nookie!
Cmon, so you can take those khakis,
And buy 'em at the Gap!
Buy 'em at the Gap!
Buy 'em at the Gap!
Buy 'em at the...

I'm only human...
My friends all say, that clothes don't make the man.
They'll tell you, it's all the same...
But that's such an easy thing to say.

I appreciate it,
But, I'm a sellout...
Such a sellout...
I'm such a sellout...

I started out a punk, but then became a prep,
You can never go, back once you take that first step...

I started out a punk, but then became a prep,
You can never go, back once you take that first step...

I started out a punk, but then became a prep,
You can never go, back once you take that first step!

I'm only preppy for the nookie!
Cmon, the nookie!
Cmon, the nookie!
Cmon, so you can take those khakis,
And buy 'em at the Gap!
Buy 'em at the Gap!
Buy 'em at the Gap!
Buy 'em at the...

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