Go in Creme Egg Swimming Pool
Go in Creme Egg Swimming Pool

Go in Creme Egg Swimming Pool
Go in Creme Egg Swimming Pool

Claim you won't swim here
No more
Just stopped to see a girl swim
Your trunks will be wet
For sure
And my bill
Will leave you drowning
Three hundred suits or more

If I see
You can bet
You can bet
Your swimming costume will get splashed
Can't you read?
Here it says
You go in Creme Egg Swimming Pool

We charge 50p a swim
I know
You'll think we're egg salesmen
If you can't pay with cash
Oh boy
Trunks will be splashed
We'll splash it like a swimsuit

Wet swimsuits, or wet trunks
Abbi or Vicky Wall's
I'll splash up
Got no trunks
You go in Creme Egg Swimming Pool

I come by
Every day
Waiting for more suits to wet
They can splash
They can swim
You go in Creme Egg Swimming Pool

I'm back on track
I'm in the black again
I'm back on track
I'm in the black again

You want your Creme Eggs
But I've got swimming costumes to splash
My girls are ready to go in
No more
Have a splashing spree galore
We'll splash out the whole pool
I will not wet my pants
Cause I've got my swimming trunks
I can't lose
No water slide
You go in Creme Egg Swimming Pool
I'll get rich - er each swim
My swimming pool will never fill
I have found
My swimming trunks
You go in Creme Egg Swimming Pool

Life is good
Got my trunks
At the end of my egg pool
Can't argue
With Vicky Wall
You go in Creme Egg Swimming Pool