-> "The video rental parody"
Original Song Title:
"All in the family"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The video rental parody"
Parody Written by:
Tomski
The Lyrics
Tomski: Say what, say what?
Cashier:Now pay the video store
Tomski: Say what, say what?
Cashier:pay the video store
Tomski: Too bad I got no money ya fag, stuck-up sucka', video store runner,I'm only 15 minutes late, and I aint payin your fine,cos this film is mine. I brought this from the ex-rental store, im only returning it cos its a bore,its a bore . So watcha thinking Mr.video store man? Doin' all you can to take all my cash.
Cashier:Check you out punk, yes I know you feel it. You owe me 7 dollars, cos you didnt pay for this video.Please give pay the fine right now kid,or I'll kick you out kid,like the store manager did.
Tomski: Im not paying for this video
Cashier:Oh no?
Tomski:I've been known for smashing store windows
Cashier: Dont even think about it.
Tomski: All up in my face with that...
Cashier:PAY THE LATE FEE!
Tomski: But your a high school drop out,failin all your classes,watching the whole football time kick you and your buddys asses
Cashier:Who told you?
Tomski:Why dont you just let me keep this video,bud,cos if ya dont,I'll whip your lily ass.
Cashier: What the hell ya' sayin'? I aint givin you this video,Tomski needs to return, the videos on time,or else he'll be payin'. Wannabe renting Scary movies', and not payin, you can't do that every day Tomski,ya cant run,so lay off the bacon
Tomski: Say what, say what? Im not fat at all bub
Cashier: So you hate me?
Tomski: and I hate you!
Cashier: You know what, you know what?
Both: It's the VIDEO STORE PARODY!
Cashier: I hate you!
Tomski: and you hate me!
Cashier: You know what, you know what?
Both: It's the VIDEO STORE PARODY!
Cashier: Look at you fool, I'm gonna charge you for this video twice, trying to evade the fines, oh it aint nice, when you get banned. Ya better pay me well ya can, blockbuster has a policy, Dip-%$#%
At I pay for my videos and return them on time.
Tomski: Why should I pay
Cashier: err...ummm....Because.......
Tomski: You best step back, Video Store man, you need a new job.
How about you become a male gigalo,huh?
Cashier: $#@$ you.
Tomski: Video store guy, I'll poke you in eye. If you moan and whine about these charges again,cos its annoying me kid,its annoying me.
Cashier:You gonna pay today?
Fred: I warned you kid,I warned you
Cashier: So you hate me?
Tomski: and I hate you!
Cashier: You know what, you know what?
Both: It's the VIDEO STORE PARODY!
Cashier: I hate you!
Tomski: and you hate me!
Cashier: You know what, you know what?
Both: It's the VIDEO STORE PARODY!
Tomski: I think your a lackey
Cashier: No im not
Tomski: You're more like a slackey
Cashier: thats not very nice
Tomski: You run the parts round here
Cashier: why do you linger,around these parts here?
Tomski: Because I like renting all these videos,and stealing your popcorn and cheerios
Cashier:I wondered where those went
Tomski: It's just too bad that you're a slack, and on a junior managment level.
Cashier: So you write parodies about Bill(Gates), that suck I hear. Getting told off by the owner Chuck, because he thinks your parodies totally suck
Tomski: Wait, where'd ya get that film about France?
Cashier: Over here.
Tomski:Whats it about?
Jon: Why should I tell you?,you just steal it anyway,by sticking it down your pants.
Cashier: So you hate me?
Tomski: and I hate you!
Cashier: You know what, you know what?
Both: It's the VIDEO STORE PARODY!
Cashier: I hate you!
Tomski: and you hate me!
Cashier: You know what, you know what?
Both: It's the VIDEO STORE PARODY!
Cashier:GET OUT OF MY STORE!
Tomski:NO WAY!
Cashier:GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS
Tomski:NOOOOO!!
Cashier:THE COPS WILL BE HERE IN TEN MINUTES,TOPS!
Tomski:NOOOOOO..........
Cashier:Get the hell out now,you little sucker.
Fred: Say what? Say... what?
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