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Song Parodies -> "Dead On A Beach"

Original Song Title:

"Freak On A Leash"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Korn

Parody Song Title:

"Dead On A Beach"

Parody Written by:

A.d.i.d.a.s

The Lyrics

please dont take this personal if anyone you know has been bitten by a shark......
something takes a part of me.
a stupid shark bit straight through my knee.
everytime i go to the sea.
somethings bit and taken from me, from me.
sharks always gotta be messing with me.
cant they die and let me water ski?
cant i take away all this pain?
i try to cover up my blood viens, blood viens.

sometimes i cannot stand this place
sometimes its my blood i can taste
one time a skark bit through my face
you never see me in a water race

something takes a bite of me!
I really think that skarks are gay!
this stupid shark bit off my leg!
something takes a bite of me!

feeling like im dead on a beach.
feel as if i have no more bleach.
i know that that didnt make no sense.(i know it didnt)
rhmyming really needs to be teached, be teached

sometimes i cannot stand this place
sometimes its my blood i can taste
one time a skark bit through my face
you never see me in a water race

something takes a bite of me!
i really think that skarks are gay!
this stupid shark bit off my leg!
something takes a bite of me!

go!
so!
ouch sumthin bit ma knee off!
no!
some sharks they bite!
oh!
ouch sumthin bit ma knee off!
no!
some sharks they bite!!!(x2)


something takes a bite of me!
i really am afraid to swim!
this stupid shark bit off my leg!
something takes a bite of me!
something takes a bite of me(x4)

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(lKj) - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
funny stuff,,, I posted the link on a KoRn forum
laughing academy graduate - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
hahahaha... this is the first parody on this site to make me lol. :) good job

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