Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Fatass"

Original Song Title:

"Faget"

Original Performer:

Korn

Parody Song Title:

"Fatass"

Parody Written by:

Billy Boyd

The Lyrics

PIG!!

I am obese in this health conscious world
I'm always eating, forget seconds, I want thirds
Every fat stereotype, I guess I am
I'm a glutton, 'cause I like to eat all day

PIG!!

My cholesterol's so high
they say that I could die
(PIG!!)
How much do I really weigh?
I don't know, the scale breaks

As I waddle, I can hear all the people say
"Oh, my God!" and kids run away
If you were me, what would you do...
exercise? diet? well, I'd rather eat all day

My cholesterol's so high
(PIG!!)
They say that I could I die
How much do I really weigh?
(PIG!!)
I don't know, the scale breaks

FATASS!!!
FATASS!!!
FATASS!!!

I am obese in this health conscious world
I'm always eating, forget seconds, I want thirds
Every fat stereotype, I guess I am
I'm fat and ugly, and that is how I'll stay

(PIG!!)
My cholesterol's so high
They say that I could die
How much do I really weigh?
(PIG!!)
I don't know, the scale breaks

FATASS!!!

tubby...

I'm just a tubby boy, whatever you call it
I wouldn't know my feet if I saw them
I keep eating lots day after day, hon
you got CAKE?! well, then, I want some
But I still get tired of people treatin' me bad, they say
A girl or fruit, I have never had me a date
and I put bakerys to shame with my ROLLS!
and when I need to wipe I have to use a HOSE!
I know a lot of people think that I am just a waste
some smartass asked I was the one who ate Gilbert Grape
I just tell 'em when they start talking all that sh*t
YOU CAN SUCK MY **** IF YOU CAN FIND IT!!!!

It weighs a ton, but it is my body, and I must say
It weighs a ton, but it is my body and anyway...
It weighs a ton, but it is my body, and I must say
It weighs a ton, but it's my body and anyway...
It weighs a ton, yeah, my body needs to lose some weight
It weighs a ton, yeah, my body is such a disgrace
It weighs a ton, but it is my body, and I must say
It weighs a ton, but it is my body anyway...

I'm just a tubby boy, I've got tits just like a girl
I'm just a tubby boy, if you saw me naked you would hurl
I'm just a tubby boy, I've got tits just like a girl
I'm just a tubby boy, living in my messed up world

All my life, who am I? (X11)
ALL MY LIFE!!

I'M JUST A FATASS!!
I'M JUST A FATASS!!
I'M JUST A FATASS!!
I'M A FATASS!!
I'M NOT A FATASS!!!
(I'm big boned)
I'M NOT A FATASS!!!
I'M NOT A FATASS!!!
YOU KAREN CARPENTERS!!!





Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   2
 2
 2
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

AFW - June 11, 2005 - Report this comment
This is mighty, and meaty...very well done...take fives.
Billy Boyd - June 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW.
Buddy Hackett - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
When I was in the Army, we had an officer we called Fatass Johnson. I worked in the motor pool, and one day I got a phone call. Hello, motor pool. "What vehicles are available?" Well, we got three jeeps, an ambulance, and Fatass Johnson's staff car. "Soldier! Do you know who this is?" No, sir. "This is Colonel Johnson!" Colonel, do you know who this is? "No!" Bye-bye, Fatass! (click)
Billy Boyd - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you for the comment Buddy, I guess...but what did it have have to do with my parody or what you thought about it?
Evanescence - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
LMAO this was so fricken funny it was one of the best parodies I have ever read.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/korn30.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 827