Song Parodies -> Land Before Time

Original Song Title:	"Blind"
Original Performer:	KoRn

Parody Song Title:	"Land Before Time"
Parody Written by:	To A Lesser Extent

Am I the only one who thinks this thing is getting out of hand?

NOT ANOTHER!!!

These movies are not fine
They're burned into my mind
I don't know the number
They're on 20, right?
They're baby dinosaurs
They really make me sore
They can't make more movies
It's a crime

Crime
Crime

The singing drives me mad
The songs are always bad
I can't take the plots, now,
Always cheesified
Just Littlefoot's name
It's making me insane
I wish he'd get a rock wedged
In his eye

Eye
Eye

Dumber and dumber and dumber they're becoming, now
Ducky should simply cease to be
Someone, eat Petrie
Spike should go crack his skull on a tree
And Cera's always angry, so,
Why not join with their foes?
If she hates them so much
She should go slice them up
But she can't so they'l all be rated "G"
I swear that these films are killing me

(Too many dumb movies, Land Before Time
Stupid songs, sing along, Land Before Time
Was okay, wasn't gay, Land Before Time
It's become very dumb, Land Before Time)

Stop them please, Stop them please, Land Before Time
Stop them please, Stop them please, Land Before Time
Stop them please, Stop them please, Land Before Time
Stop them please, Stop them please, Land Before Time
Stop them please, Stop them please, Land Before Time
Stop them please, Stop them please, Land Before Time
Stop them please, Stop them please, Land Before Time
Stop them please, Stop them please, Land Before TIME!!!

My mind...
Not fine...
Land Be-...
-Fore TIME!!!

THe original movie was okay, it reminded me of Lion King. But TEN MOVIES based on singing baby dinosaurs? That doesn't really make sense to me...

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Agrimorfee - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment

DKOS (don't know original song) but I decide to read this just for the title alone, and i hoped it would be satirical. I agree with you all on points! LOL. 555

To A Lesser Extent - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment

You said 555, but you put 455...Whatever, it doesn't really matter to me. Glad you liked it.

LestatDoll - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment

this was absolutely hilarious, i totally agree with you! i'm usually too lazy to post comments but this was too funny, i had to say something! are you ready="not another" hahahaha! very nice work

powermunky5000 - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment

LMAO im with you 100% dude thats hilarious! great pacing funny lyrics keep it up KORN ROX!!!!

adolf hilter - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment

you are a #%@!%$#@ yes a %$#$@ #@!!#@$ #$%#@!!!! $#@$#@$

adolf hilter - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment

you are a russain son of a bitch you commionust bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kelly - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment

how dare you say that the land before time is a great movie and i'm glad there are so many

Gromit Byers - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment

Headtime - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment

i like to say you are a dick for doing that

KillerDino - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment

wtf? I like LBT. This is completely uncalled for. I mean, do it on somethign that really sucks like "Street Sharks" or some crappy 90's tv series that was based off a toy line.

Ninja Warrior - July 08, 2007 - Report this comment

I love this song, your points made sense, very funny. Good job man. 444

??? - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment

how could you say that about Land Before Time????????????????

Angry Man - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment

Y are u saying this about a kids movie series, land before time is the best movie series ive ever known, i grew up with The Land Before Time movies, and i still love them

jamie-lee - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment

listen you stupid b**ch, if you dont want to hear singing f**k off!! this is a great show and im 13years old and im still obsessed with this show! the people that make this show go farther than you got you whore!! so why are you going through all this troubble righting this if you dont like them?? so if you dont want to hear singing and stuffi say you fpiss off!!!!!!!

jamie-lee - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment

if you think its ok to say s**t like that about them, watch out b**ch and noe one listens to wat you say. they will keep making movies for peopl that apresiate the movie. so get a life whore!!!!

Nikki - January 08, 2008 - Report this comment

This song is really gay more gay thn the person who wrote it I love land before time just cause u were retarded when u were young and ur parents were 2 poor 2 buy u a f*cking tv so this is 2 far so gay all the way 4 the person who wrote this and he can kiss . . . . . well u know so f*ck off u piece of f*ckin sh*t and grow up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tia - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment

LBT are good movies what bout you get hit in the eye b****

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Song Parodies -> Land Before Time

"Blind"

KoRn

"Land Before Time"

To A Lesser Extent

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