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Song Parodies -> "Cake on a Leash"

Original Song Title:

"Freak on a Leash"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Cake on a Leash"

Parody Written by:

Scrawny Johnny

The Lyrics

Something takes a bite of me
Something's licking off my frosting
Everytime that cutter is seen
Another piece is taken from me...from me

Why's everybody always tryin' to eat me?
Can't they stop and let me be free
Can't those forks not cause so much pain?
All my losses are for their gain...their gain

Sometimes I'm at a deli-place
Sometimes it's cream-filling that you taste
Sometimes it gets all over your face
Your slobbiness brings me disgrace

Something takes a bite of me
I'm so moist and chocolatey
I was made at a bakery
Something takes a bite of me

Feelin' like a cake on a leash
Feelin' like I'm the birthday feast
How many candles make me feel diseased?
They don't know I am not fat free...fat free

Sometimes my kind are at birthdays
Certainly used on wedding days
Maybe retirement part-tays
Those cakes are dying everyday

Something takes a bite of me
You and I aren't meant to be
I'm sweet but please get away
Something takes a bite of me

[Cake eating noises and other unknown gibberish]

That's good cake...givemesomemoreofthat
Gimme...I want more cake!
Good cake...givemesomemoreofthat
Gimme...I want more cake!
Good cake...givemesomemoreofthat
Yes...I want more cake!!
Good cake...givemesomemoreofthat
Gimme...I want more CAKE!!!

Something takes a bite of me
Why must I be so tasty?
Please eat Korn instead of cake
Something takes a bite of me
...A bite of me
...A bite of me
...A bite of me
The main song on Scrawny Johnny's 1st album- "Swallow the Leader"

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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 2   0
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 4   1
 5   10

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Birgitta - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This is hilarious! :-D Who would have thought a piece of cake could have such a sense of humor?! -Delightful-
Marianne E. B. Markham - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I think I'd like some of that cake now...MMMMMMMMM! lol That was very original and creative! Brilliant.
S.O.L.D. - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
....that made me hungry....4/5/5
Red Ant - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
" Feeling like a five vote from me, fives for Scrawny Johnny ". I will forgive you for missing the gibberish in the middle, as it is about as random as a cake on a leash!.

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