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Song Parodies -> "Masuse on a Leash"

Original Song Title:

"Freak on a Leash"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Masuse on a Leash"

Parody Written by:

Erica Crazy

The Lyrics

someone is massaging me
someone costly and never free
everytime i have back pains
someone comes and rubs it away, away

stress gotta always be chasing me
can you chill and let me go pee?
cause this massage puts me at such ease
-wait- that's ok, i just went anyway

pre: sometimes he starts to rub my rear
sometimes i think that guy's a queer
sometimes it gives my pants a raise
but you'll never see me run that way

chorus: someone is massaging me
this lotion smells like strawberry
does this come in peach & cream?
someone is massaging me

feeling like i have a masuse on a leash
it drains me of all my money
how much is this going to cost me?
at least my girlfriend does it for free, for free



("oo-ah!" gibberish)


{rub! -mjvkcsnv jreogm; jgra- rub! some people rub!}


massaging me, massaging me, massaging me...

made fun of by: erica crady and ashley moss

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