"Now lemme tell ya my story, I got a man-sized appetite
And it's a big one, story goes like this, yeah"
My my, ow, yeah!

Worked without a lunch break, had to eat at home
Wife she did no cooking, so I called Domino's
Philly Cheese Steak Pizza, love it I confess
Got one with no onions, 'cause the onions cause nasty breath
Cost little money, it's a local call
Thirty minutes or less, I think they've got one in the mall
I called up Domino's - "let's dine"

Got some Chicken Kickers, mild I do hope,
It's a dry-mouth situation, if I didn't think to order Coke.
Wings hot as fire, spicy but so good
Keeps my whole mouth burnin', 'cause it's a fast dinner, fast dinner
Fast dinner that's good, good, good!
I called up Domino's! Domino's! Domino's!

(Instrumental break)

"Every damn time I walk through that door, it's the same damn thing
That bitch looks over, and says 'I forget to cook'- ow!"
Cost little money, it's a local call
Thirty minutes or less, I think they've got one in the mall - ow!
Wings hot as fire, love them I confess
Got some Chicken Kickers, cause it's a fast dinner, fast dinner, it's a fast dinner!
"Yeah"