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Song Parodies -> "Bus Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Cowboy"

Original Performer:

Kid Rock

Parody Song Title:

"Bus Boy"

Parody Written by:

Major B

The Lyrics

The mis-adventure of a over worked male maid
Well, back there with the maids, I would clean for guest
Men and women would just eat and I'd clean up their mess
I'd put some plates on the shelves; clean those dishes
Liked to clean some broccoli, occasionally fish
There was a kid trash'n those who clean these pots
He said it's not a good job, we clean rot and slaw
A who bought dinner at here gave me a quarter, no mo'
A tip's how we make a livin' ya' know
And the boss said it's time to move up a notch
Get known as a guy that cleans with honor
Said to me, "Ya' wanna? I'm gonna move
You up to a bus boy you should except this offer
Start-a cleanin' more urgent and more many reasons
Make it spotless, no topping no seasonings"
That rocks, cause I'm a real good boy
And I'm cleanin' that mess sucka' cause I'm gonna be a

Bus Boy baby
Clean'n rice and hash, everyone is buyin'
Bus Boy baby
Cleanin' chilli while the chef hires
I'm gonna be a Bus Boy baby
Shinin' some knifes while the bosses say
Bus Boy baby
"Can you clean the rig while the buyers wait?"

I let them clear the little hotel and I started in
I go (whistle) while I dusted by friends
They told me, "You're no good, we found food on the side"
Well, that's to bad, I found the food fine
They told me, "Just leave, get out of sight"
I'm goin' back in the part of the kitchen, right?
Cause if I time this right, I'm gonna make like a kid, boy
and let pals at more resorts know why they all need a

Bus Boy baby
Clean'n rice and hash, everyone is buyin'
Bus Boy baby
Cleanin' chilli while the chef hires
I'm gonna be a Bus Boy baby
Shinin' some knifes while the bosses say
Bus Boy baby
"Can you clean the rig while the buyers wait?"

Yeah, it rocked, I did haul those messes
But there's something missin' so I gotta confess
It seems I can't find the head of lettuce, where's it at
Boss said"Find it quick or you're fired at last"
No kiddin', I was sittin' in the kitchen one morn'
It was lost, my job's tossed, right smack out of the door
Tried buyin' more lettuce just to make this all right
Well I bought another head, and used it once that night
huh
Boss came up, said,"Hey, where's the lettuce"
He was suspicious, didn't think that he could take it
Things did shake-up, the head chef came up
He told me it was fake, and I bought another lettuce
Pride got a grip on me,
bus boys aren't supposed to do bad deed
I didn't know nothin', I knew colors and flavors
I was just a poser, I left that night later
Now I'm a chaffer, this jobs the pits
I always that the driver were, "race and go idiots"
I'm makin' it my biz the accel as a chaffeur
But I still remember my job at the hotel as a

Bus Boy
Clean'n rice and hash, everyone is buyin'
Bus Boy
Cleanin' chilli while the chef hires
Bus Boy
Shinin' some knifes while the bosses say
Bus Boy
"Can you clean the rig while the buyers wait?"
Bus Boy
Clean'n rice and hash, everyone is buyin'
Bus boy

who knows why, man?

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