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Song Parodies -> "Double Diet"

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Original Performer:

Kid Rock

Parody Song Title:

"Double Diet"

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The Lyrics

(m)= male(f)=female(b)=both
(m)I live on burgers, Cheetos, and ice cream
Got nothing but lard in my blood stream
Guess my sweet tooth was something more than a phase
Been fueling up on cupcakes and Twinkies
Gained so much weight my girl left me
She said to call her if I ever change my ways

I put the pizza away
Went on a diet today
I can't wait till I get thin then I'll show her
I put the pizza away
I'm gonna lose some weight
I can't wait till I get thin then I'll show her

(f)I missed you last night at the hotel
I even missed your bacon and beer smell
Then it finally dawned on me how to make things right
I pulled up to a fast food venue
Ordered everything on the menu
Time to go back home and stuff my face

Picked up a pizza today
I'm gonna power binge
I'm gonna eat till nothing's left in the fridge
I'm gonna hit the buffet
I'm gonna gain some weight
I can't wait till I get fat then I'll show him

(f)Been hitting Ben and Jerry's for breakfast
(m)You know I finally got the hang of this Slim Fast
(b)Since you've been gone
I've been gaining/losing so much weight
(m)I've been jogging instead of taking the car
(f)I've been eating mayonaise straight from the jar
I was making dessert
(m)I was off to lift some weights

(b)Now I'm liking what I see on the scale
So I sent a picture out in the mail
Oh hey look you sent one too
Let's just.. whoa, hey wait / OMG!

I saw your picture today
I see you've changed your ways
You know I think I liked you better the way you were
I saw your picture today
I see you lost/gained some weight
I just called to say don't bother to come back home
I just called to say don't bother to come back home
really though...what are the odds?

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   5

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Poopie Longstocking - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Hi, kasieman! I gotta say, this is a great parody of one of the best duets from the 2000s. I will honour it with a perfect Poopie Longstocknig vote of 5,5,5!!
Rebecca Gale - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment
That's is one of the best parodies I've ever heard! 555
kaseman100 - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
you both SAY you gave me 555, but the breakdown says one of you gave me oh well whatever. thanks anyway!
Matt - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
It's a great parody... only you didn't write it. It's by Bob Ricci -

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